The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!
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Well, this one is offensive.
Ken Bigley would have escaped successfully instead of just for half an hour, but being a scouser, he just had to go back for the camcorder!
Christopher Reeve and Ken Bigley had a race to heaven. Ken Bigley won by a head.
Got a real good deal on e-bay yesterday, a wheelchair and a superman outfit for just £10
Ken Bigley would have escaped successfully instead of just for half an hour, but being a scouser, he just had to go back for the camcorder!
Christopher Reeve and Ken Bigley had a race to heaven. Ken Bigley won by a head.
Got a real good deal on e-bay yesterday, a wheelchair and a superman outfit for just £10
For anybody who does'nt know what a scouser is, its people from Liverpool. they talk like john lennnon / ringo starr, and folks from there have a reputation for being villans, and always stealing etc. (having been there a few times, i kinda know what they mean) 
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jackson
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Whats more fun than shitting into a babys mouth?
Watching the little barstard eat it
Watching the little barstard eat it
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jackson
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"Ask me if I'm a tree"
"What"?
"Ask me if I'm a tree"
"Are you a tree"?
"No"
"What"?
"Ask me if I'm a tree"
"Are you a tree"?
"No"
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jackson
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For Sale: $$$$
Superman Outfit. Comes With Cloak And Wheelchair
Superman Outfit. Comes With Cloak And Wheelchair
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jackson
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what's red and crawls up a womans leg?
A home sick abortion
whats dangerous and eats nuts?
syphilis
what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
How do you make spaghetti? Hit a leper over the head with a tennis racket.
A home sick abortion
whats dangerous and eats nuts?
syphilis
what do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
How do you make spaghetti? Hit a leper over the head with a tennis racket.
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Havoc
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OK, don't know if this joke made it on (only read through a few pages of the funny), but here goes...
Q. Whaddaya get when you stab a dead baby in the ass with a butcher knife?
A. An erection
Cheers!
Q. Whaddaya get when you stab a dead baby in the ass with a butcher knife?
A. An erection
Cheers!
Havoc said:OK, don't know if this joke made it on (only read through a few pages of the funny), but here goes...
Q. Whaddaya get when you stab a dead baby in the ass with a butcher knife?
A. An erection
Cheers![/QUOTE
Good one! well offensive
fountainofpeace
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"How do you make spaghetti? Hit a leper over the head with a tennis racket." great joke!
i'm not sure if some1 said this already:
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit
Q:why did theblack kid with diarea cry
A:he thought he was melting
And last but not least drumroll plz
Q:what do you say to a black jew
A:get in the back of the oven.
i'm not sure if some1 said this already:
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit
Q:why did theblack kid with diarea cry
A:he thought he was melting
And last but not least drumroll plz
Q:what do you say to a black jew
A:get in the back of the oven.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
Why do women wear white at weddings?
To match the fridge, and the oven...
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the bitch can cook in the dark!
And here's a true story...
I went to a comedy night in a small venue, and halfway through the act, the comedian points into the crowd and asks "where are you from?". He's pointing into a group of women, so one of them says, "who?". "The tarty one" replies the comedian.
Instantly, one of the group says "I'm from Essex"
The comedian just laughed.
He bought a warehouse.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
Why do women wear white at weddings?
To match the fridge, and the oven...
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the bitch can cook in the dark!
And here's a true story...
I went to a comedy night in a small venue, and halfway through the act, the comedian points into the crowd and asks "where are you from?". He's pointing into a group of women, so one of them says, "who?". "The tarty one" replies the comedian.
Instantly, one of the group says "I'm from Essex"
The comedian just laughed.
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Papa Moses
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Not sure if these have been posted yet:
(remember: I kid, I kid.)
Q: Did you know AIDS is actually a miracle?
A: Yeah, it turns fruits into vegetables.
Q: A car with a black person in each seat drives off a cliff and they all die. Whats the tragedy?
A: It was my car.
Q: Why are there so many homes for battered women?
A: Because they just don't fucking listen!!
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
Q: how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: who cares... there's probably no electricity anyway.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.
Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a bike?
A: When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing.
EDIT: I removed the cancer joke, as it is earlier on this page.
(remember: I kid, I kid.)
Q: Did you know AIDS is actually a miracle?
A: Yeah, it turns fruits into vegetables.
Q: A car with a black person in each seat drives off a cliff and they all die. Whats the tragedy?
A: It was my car.
Q: Why are there so many homes for battered women?
A: Because they just don't fucking listen!!
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
Q: how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: who cares... there's probably no electricity anyway.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.
Q: What's the difference between a nigger and a bike?
A: When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing.
EDIT: I removed the cancer joke, as it is earlier on this page.
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Papa Moses
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spuriousmonkey said:
The point is, he is insulted that this guy is putting muslims on his level.
Its funny if you're not a dumbass
Papa Moses said:
or it is funny if you are a dumbass...
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Papa Moses
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wow t3h l337 comeackzorz!!! I r sadding.
Seriously, on the same level as "I know you are but what am I"
Seriously, on the same level as "I know you are but what am I"
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MichaelCNH
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Worst joke I've ever heard:
Why do you wrap a newborn in electrical tape?
So it won't explode when you fuck it.
Why do you wrap a newborn in electrical tape?
So it won't explode when you fuck it.
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MichaelCNH
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Best Jesus joke ever:
Jesus walks into an inn carrying three nails and a hammer, and says to the innkeeper: "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"
Jesus walks into an inn carrying three nails and a hammer, and says to the innkeeper: "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"
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