The Missing Page of The Bible

Cris

Cris

In search of Immortality
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I came across this text while searching the net for something else.

and now, the moment we've waited over six bazillion years for... it's...

THE MISSING PAGE (of The Bible)

Fax received 25/07/2000: &^%® Inc. to )(@&^$ 01:23:44

Message reads:, ;].;'].,;;,;##'#'']])()*&$%

"To whoever this may concern - we have finally cracked the code. To crack the code, please highlight the below parable, and change the font to "Arial". The following material/text of the missing page of The Bible reads thusly:

"The events and character's depicted in this photoplay are entirely ficticious. Any resemblance to authorities, companies, brand names, or people - living or dead - is purely coincidental."

Message terminated. If you have any problems with your fax machine, please call our free ho)*&)(&tline on our fre)(*&&^$:<:<@phone number: 0800 :mad:{)*+12
 
Was that the OT or the NT? Still, BabelFish appears to have done a pretty good job, considering.
 
Originally posted by Cris
I came across this text while searching the net for something else.

and now, the moment we've waited over six bazillion years for... it's...

THE MISSING PAGE (of The Bible)

Fax received 25/07/2000: &^%® Inc. to )(@&^$ 01:23:44

Message reads:, ;].;'].,;;,;##'#'']])()*&$%

"To whoever this may concern - we have finally cracked the code. To crack the code, please highlight the below parable, and change the font to "Arial". The following material/text of the missing page of The Bible reads thusly:

"The events and character's depicted in this photoplay are entirely ficticious. Any resemblance to authorities, companies, brand names, or people - living or dead - is purely coincidental."

Message terminated. If you have any problems with your fax machine, please call our free ho)*&)(&tline on our fre)(*&&^$:<:<@phone number: 0800 :mad:{)*+12
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Wow, this is your 2,619th post.
 
"Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in Bonne. If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read, "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders. "

--Holly from Red Dwarf
 
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