The limitations of religion & philosophy vs science

[machaon]

I did not come up with this. If I knew who did, I would credit them

A preacher, a philosopher and a scientist once took a train through Scotland. As they were traveling they passed a brown cow. The preacher said, " there are brown cows in Scotland". The philosopher said, "there is at least one brown cow in Scotland". The scientist then said, "there is at least one cow in Scotland that appears to be brown on one side".

 

[kaneda]

and the Jehovah's Witness said: "It's a sure sign that the world will end next year on the first Full Moon according to my reading of the scriptures."

All you need to know about the JW's :

http://www.bible.ca/jw.htm