davewhite04
Valued Senior Member
The big gig in the sky
This is for believers in any religion which promotes separation from loved ones on earth now (which covers just about every religion, probably all, but correct me if I’m wrong), for all eternity because their loved ones could/did not believe in some words which made no sense to them.
Since I have a lot more experience with the Christian religion then the others I’ll base this scene on what the religion of Christianity, as it stands teaches.
It is the end of the world; Jesus comes back and separates the wheat from the chaff (after the angel of death reappears and kills a 3rd of the earths population). After a 1000 years of watching soaps and the x-factor in a divine rule (perhaps, depends on you interpretation I guess), this happens:
Revelation 21:8 (King James Version) (For accuracy purposes, it’s the only authorized bible you know?)
8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
You’ve been a good boy, or girl and end up in Heaven with God, the loyal angels and a bunch of strangers you’ve never met, but are wonderful people, a lot of them can play the organ or even the trumpet!
Meanwhile…
Your brother, mother, father, sister, wife and kids are currently burning forever and ever in a galaxy far far away…
As Jesus said:
Luke 22:18 (King James Version)
18For I say unto you, I will not drink of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of God shall come.
So there is wine in heaven! So picture this…
Sitting on something, drinking this beautiful wine, perhaps playing the flute to please god for eternity, will you spare a thought for the people who didn’t get there?
Maybe not if you followed this:
Luke 14:26 (King James Version)
26If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
The whole thing is sadistic, perverted and just generally disgraceful. And millions if not billions of people believe this shit.
If the bible is true (cover to cover, king james version, which I’m a 110% it is not), then I would rather burn in hell and suffer alongside the people I love now, then play the flute for a sadistic serial killer, the ultimate serial killer.
If the bible is true (cover to cover) then the biggest heroe in it is satan. I could imagine myself trying to overthrow this sadistic twat of a god to put out the fire to see the people I love again.
Now play “Sympathy for the Devil” by the Rolling Stones.
This is for believers in any religion which promotes separation from loved ones on earth now (which covers just about every religion, probably all, but correct me if I’m wrong), for all eternity because their loved ones could/did not believe in some words which made no sense to them.
Since I have a lot more experience with the Christian religion then the others I’ll base this scene on what the religion of Christianity, as it stands teaches.
It is the end of the world; Jesus comes back and separates the wheat from the chaff (after the angel of death reappears and kills a 3rd of the earths population). After a 1000 years of watching soaps and the x-factor in a divine rule (perhaps, depends on you interpretation I guess), this happens:
Revelation 21:8 (King James Version) (For accuracy purposes, it’s the only authorized bible you know?)
8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
You’ve been a good boy, or girl and end up in Heaven with God, the loyal angels and a bunch of strangers you’ve never met, but are wonderful people, a lot of them can play the organ or even the trumpet!
Meanwhile…
Your brother, mother, father, sister, wife and kids are currently burning forever and ever in a galaxy far far away…
As Jesus said:
Luke 22:18 (King James Version)
18For I say unto you, I will not drink of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of God shall come.
So there is wine in heaven! So picture this…
Sitting on something, drinking this beautiful wine, perhaps playing the flute to please god for eternity, will you spare a thought for the people who didn’t get there?
Maybe not if you followed this:
Luke 14:26 (King James Version)
26If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
The whole thing is sadistic, perverted and just generally disgraceful. And millions if not billions of people believe this shit.
If the bible is true (cover to cover, king james version, which I’m a 110% it is not), then I would rather burn in hell and suffer alongside the people I love now, then play the flute for a sadistic serial killer, the ultimate serial killer.
If the bible is true (cover to cover) then the biggest heroe in it is satan. I could imagine myself trying to overthrow this sadistic twat of a god to put out the fire to see the people I love again.
Now play “Sympathy for the Devil” by the Rolling Stones.
