The Best Line In A Film. Bloody Ever...

DeeCee said:
Err wasn't that Gary Oldham in 'Leon'?
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The Professional's the American name of the film.

Also ...

Even the though the film itself is basically Al-Qaeda in a Bird jersey, Boondock Saints deserves credit for this one:

"Fuckin' ... what the fuck? Who the fuck fucked this fuckin ... how did you two fuckin' fucks ... fuck!"

"Well, it certainly illustrateds the diversity of the word."
 
"I have a question, say we get into the cage, and through the security doors there, and down the elevator we cant move, and past the guards with the guns and into the vault we cant open, without being spoted by the camera's"

"yea say we do all that, we just walk out with a hundred and fifty millon dollars in cash on us without being stoped?"


"yea"


I LOVE IT

WHAT a LINE

or this one

"Just a tiplical smash and grab job huh?"

"slightly more complicated than that"

I love ocean's 11
 
The Flemster said:
Yeah... J&SB:SB ROCKS!!!
"My tubby husband is all the way gay though. He LUUURRRVVVES the cock!"

The Flemster.
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while we're on the subject....

'First you take a run at La Fours with a sock full of quarters. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Neetch. Okay, you clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold. That's when phase two kicks in. I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the fuckin' pin and bickety bam, the motherfucker is rubble. Hence, no game show.'
 
or I might just have to go for

' Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze! '

before you slip it in Flemster...
 
The Professional's the American name of the film.
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Ah ha! Thanx Star :)
Go figure movie studio's.

Err here's a line I'm suprised I've not seen already.
It's Roy Batty in Blade Runner and it has a little story behind it.
On the morning that the scene was due to be shot Rutger Hauer approached Ridley Scott with a line he had come up with for his character just the night before. Ridley liked it so much he put it in the movie!

The last words of the murding replicant Batty courtesy of Mr Hauer.(memory permitting ;) )

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C beams glitter in the darkness at Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

And then he does. Brilliant!.

There's another good line about shooting a woman in the back but it escapes me for the moment.
Dee Cee
 
And speaking of "Ghost", Demi Moore looked the spitting image of Harry Potter.

On topic:

Lisa (played by Angelina Jolie): "You call this a life? Taking daddy's money! Buying all your dollies and your knick-knacks! Fattening up like a prize fucking heffer. You changed the scenery but not the fucking situation. And everybody knows -- *everybody* knows -- that he fucks you. But what they don't know... is that you like it. You like it!"
- Girl Interrupted.

Jolie fucking rocks. Ugly lips though.
 
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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You "dance" all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger

thats frm fight club

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is a spiritual war. Our depression is our lives
 
spike_k said:
or I might just have to go for

' Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze! '

before you slip it in Flemster...
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Before I slip what in?????

Another: "...and then, when you're done sucking him off, I want you to say 'Ooh! What a lovely tea party!'"
*BASH!*
JAY: "Well- what're you waiting for? Start sucking! Nooch!!!"

Silent Flemster.
 
Can anyone remember the exact words Tommy Lee Jones said in The Fugitive (1) as they started the search for Ford?
It went something like "Search every dog house, chicken house ..." -- and then he listed several places in the same breath. Yeah, it had a charm to it.

Anyone?
 
"What I want out of each and everyone of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area!"
 
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." -Lloyd Dobler

(and from the same movie- 'Say Anything'):

"Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques."

~&~

from Monty Python's 'The Meaning of Life' when the grim reaper says, "Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say'...Well, you're dead now, so shut up!"

(and he also says)

"Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls!"
 
i got 2:

"sorry folks, parks closed, the moose out front shoulda told ya'" - john candy in National Lampoons Vacation"

"Its like im Hans, hes chewie, and your luke and your obi, and where in the fucked up bar!" Jay, in Dogma

ive heard many other but cannot think of them now :)
later
 
Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink" is no big deal, you wanna trade? :D

Guess we all know where thats from.
Dee Cee
 
buffys said:
"What I want out of each and everyone of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area!"
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Thanks! TLJ is just perfect when he says that!
 
I loved it when that pathetic cop tried to use it in the "sequel", US Marshalls:
"I want you to spread out in a big circle-thingy..."
 
Your besht? Losers always whine about 'their besht'! Winners go home and f* the prom queen!
 
One last Jay and Silent Bob quote:

JAY: Hey! I make you a deal: this guy'll suck your dick off if you let us go!

SECURITY GUARD: Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in the movie business is gay.

JAY: Well, how about this deal: he sucks my dick while you watch and jerk off.

The Security Guard stops, looks around, then releases them, reaching into his pants.

SECURITY GUARD: Alright. But make is fast. And sexy.

Silent Bob looks at Jay, wide-eyed and scared.

JAY: Dude, it's either this or jail. And you know what they make you do in jail.

Silent Bob wells up with tears, slowly dropping to his knees, reaching for Jay's pants. The Security guard bends down low to watch at crotch- level. Suddenly, Jay hammers his two fists into the Security Guard's neck, knocking him out. Silent Bob falls into a sitting position on the ground, relieved. Jay looks at him.

JAY: Well what are you waiting for, bitch? Start sucking. Bunnggg!
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