The Best Line In A Film. Bloody Ever...

"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women." - (Guess)

"They was givin me ten-thousands watts a day you know and I'm hot to trot. The next woman takes me on is going to light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollers." - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

"How did Lucy die? Was she in great pain?"
"Yeah she was in great pain. Then we cut off her head and drove a steak through her heart, and burned it, and then she found peace." - Bram Stoker's Dracula

~Raithere
 
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women." - (Guess)
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Damn!! Why did I miss that one. I did put it in a what is best in life thread somewhere around here. :p

Here's another from the same movie:

"Why are you chained up here?"
"Dinner for wolves..."
 
From Dark Star.......

[Doolittle convinces the bomb not to explode.]

Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
Bomb #20: Of course.
Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.
Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun.


Pinback wants the bomb to disarm.]

Pinback: All right, bomb. Prepare to receive new orders.
Bomb#20: You are false data.
Pinback: Hmmm?
Bomb #20: Therefore I shall ignore you.
Pinback: Hello... bomb?
Bomb #20: False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore, I shall refuse to perceive.
Pinback: Hey, bomb?
Bomb #20: The only thing that exists is myself.
Pinback: Snap out of it, bomb.


Memorable Quotes from
Flesh Gordon (1974)
Prince Precious: I'm Prince Precious, rightful heir to the throne of Porno. Years ago, this planet was a veritable paradise. But Wang, a maniacal botanist whose organ was devoured by a crazed Penis Flytrap, could not tolerate the existence of so much pleasure, and so, banding together an army of the impotent and frustrated, and armed with a small but effective sex ray, plunged my palace into carnal chaos, and took it over.
[after stepping off the space ship and taking a deep breath]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Good, there's oxygen on this planet.
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Do you take me for a fool? Do you think I don't know you've come here to steal the plans to my new interstellar hydro-combustion miracle-patented micro-teflon nuclear gamma strato rocketship-grade missile? Which was twenty years in the making?
[Shows blue prints]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: And employs a new updraft design which lifts the ship on small spirals of synthetic strontium pellets?
[Puts blueprints back in jacket]
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: Do you think I don't know that? Well, I've never even heard of it. So you're barking up the wrong tree.
Monster: Nobody burns my ass and gets away with it Gordon!
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: The power pasties, Flesh!
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: [threatening Little Nelly's lesbian warriors] Get back there! I've got the power pasties, and I know how to use 'em!
Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: [to Flesh, looking at Little Nelly and her lesbian warriors] My God, Flesh! They're dykes!
Monster: [after being shot in the bum by Flesh Gordon: Ooh, the pain! The humiliation! The haemorrhoids!
 
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

"Oh you're ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfucker!"

"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
 
"Great coffee, Marv!!" From Brain Candy. His assistant has been pissing in his coffee for years.

"I used to be straight but now I'm gay. I guess the drug made me that way. Hooray!!" "Have you heard the news? He's gay!" More Brain Candy.

"Kids, where's your father?" "Upstairs watching gay porn." "Oh, not again...." Once more, brain candy.

To stick with a theme, here's a line from one of the latest South Park episodes.
"Everybody back to the pile!!"
 
"i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast", "you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!" (happy gilmore)

"i like biscuits and mustard, mmmmhhhhmmm" (billy bob thorton, Slingblade)

"koobala(sp) read'n mutherfucker" (edward norton, american history X)
 
invert_nexus said:
I posted this in the favorite movie quotes thread in arts and culture, but I think it could do with another mention.



I've always liked this one as well.
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Yeah... J&SB:SB ROCKS!!!
"My tubby husband is all the way gay though. He LUUURRRVVVES the cock!"

The Flemster.
 
Lieutenant Harris: Remember Mahoney, nobody screws with me.

Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all of that will change.


Police Academy
 
Crackity Jones said:
Lieutenant Harris: Remember Mahoney, nobody screws with me.

Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all of that will change.


Police Academy
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I hope you bowed your head when you mentioned the greatest of all the holy Police Academy films, you sloppy bitch...

The (sure is alot of spades around here) Flemster.
 
One that sticks in my mind was from an old pirate film (The sailors not the unliscenced purveyors of entertainment :D ) called The Black swan.
Anyhoo, the parchment scrolled up the screen at the beginning and splashed the campest line ever across the screen

"IT WAS AN AGE WHEN TYRRANY WORE A SASH!"

I almost hurt myself laughing! (And by the way, to all you old timers it's real good to be back!!
 
BBCBOY

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YAY someone else i rember who hasnt left

how are you mate
 
[Challenged to say if he considers anything holy.]
Henry Drummond: Yes! The individual human mind. In a child's ability to master the multiplication table, there is more holiness than all your shouted hosannas and holy holies. An idea is more important that a monument and the advancement of Man's knowledge more miraculous than all the sticks turned to snakes and the parting of the waters.
-Inherit The Wind

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
-Gabby Johnson, Blazing Saddles


"Bite your teeth into the ass of life"
-Big night


"Our love is God. Let's go get a slushy."
-JD, Heathers
 
invert_nexus said:
Damn!! Why did I miss that one. I did put it in a what is best in life thread somewhere around here.
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"Contemplate this on the tree of woe."

;)

~Raithere
 
“Can you tell us the way to the old Taylor place?”
“Sure thing, Mister. Stay on this road here. Past Dead Man’s Curve, you’ll come to an old fence called the Devil’s Fence. From there, go on foot until you come to a valley called The Cathedral of Lost Souls. Smack in the center is what they call Forgetful Milkman’s Quadrangle. Stay right on the Path of Staring Skulls and you come to a place called Death’s Clearing. It’s right there. You can’t miss it.”

- The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
 
"Bring me... EVERYone!"
(The Professional)
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Err wasn't that Gary Oldham in 'Leon'?

Take the best orgasm you've ever had, multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it. When you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring. When you're off it, you're suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. Got no money, can't get pished. Got money, drinking too much. Can't get a bird, no chance of a ride. Got a bird, too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that don't really matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit.

Trainspotting​
Dee Cee
 
"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish."

~Raithere
 
Oracle: I have your word?
The Architect: What do you think I am? A human?
-Matrix Revolutions
 
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