If, At First, You Don't Succeed, Die, Die Again
It happened again. Even more, it happened again to the same people.
Lightning may not strike twice, as such, but that is only comfort if, say, one is already dead. Kent Schaible, for instance. The young boy died at age two in 2009 after his parents, Herbert and Catherine Schaible, decided it best to forego medical treatment and attempt to pray away Kent's bacterial pneumonia.
A Pennsylvania jury convicted the couple in 2010, and a judge sentenced the Schaible parents to ten years' probation.
And, hey, with only seven children left, well, that's a dangerously depleted resource, isn't it? Which would be why Catherine and Herbert Schaible decided to have another child.
Brandon arrived last year.
Last week, at eight months old, young Brandon departed.
The Associated Press tries to explain:
While prosecutors await the autopsy before filing charges, well, yeah.
Seven surviving children, and placed in foster care. Assistant DA Joanne Pescatore said of Judge Benjamin Lerner, who spared the couple jail time on Monday, "He feels they are a danger to their children—not to the community, but to their own children."
And while that might seem self-evident to most people who are not members of the First Century Gospel Church, where they teach that, "It is a definite sin to trust in medical help and pills", it is always a challenge to properly represent defendants in these circumstances. Mythri Jayaraman, a public defender whose Google Plus page includes a three-word tagline—I am great—drew the unfortunate short straw.
Or, who knows, maybe Ms. Jayaraman actually believes the words coming out of her mouth:
After all, there are plenty who will suggest that these are not, in fact, loving, nurturing parents. There are plenty, indeed, who would suggest that perhaps the parents should stop fretting so deeply about their immortal souls, because after all, God knows what is in their hearts, and if they're leaving their children to die simply to impress Him, well, that seems somewhat a risky proposition.
Then again, some things really are that important. I mean, think about it. In 2009, they prayed their son to death. In 2010, they were convicted. In 2011, I don't know, maybe they went on vacation and spent some time in reflective prayer. In 2012, they had another child. In 2013, they prayed the new one to death. And, you know, if they really think that does impress God, maybe we should give them another go. You know. Practice makes perfect. Like coming up a little short on a quadruple salchow. Just try, try again. And, hey, who knows, the third time's a charm, right?
Meanwhile, the other seven children might be praying the Inverse Danny Glover Recitation, a.k.a., the Hail Mel: "Thank God I'm getting too old for this shit!"
Okay, that last was a little too much work on the setup, and an especially flaccid punch line.
But, really. What can one say?
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Notes:
Associated Press. "Catherine, Herbert Schaible's Second Child Dies After Parents Use Prayer, No Medicine". The Huffington Post. April 23, 2013. HuffingtonPost.com. April 23, 2013. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/23/herbert-catherine-schaible_n_3138001.html
"Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
—President George W. Bush
—President George W. Bush
It happened again. Even more, it happened again to the same people.
Lightning may not strike twice, as such, but that is only comfort if, say, one is already dead. Kent Schaible, for instance. The young boy died at age two in 2009 after his parents, Herbert and Catherine Schaible, decided it best to forego medical treatment and attempt to pray away Kent's bacterial pneumonia.
A Pennsylvania jury convicted the couple in 2010, and a judge sentenced the Schaible parents to ten years' probation.
And, hey, with only seven children left, well, that's a dangerously depleted resource, isn't it? Which would be why Catherine and Herbert Schaible decided to have another child.
Brandon arrived last year.
Last week, at eight months old, young Brandon departed.
The Associated Press tries to explain:
A couple serving probation for the 2009 death of their toddler after they turned to prayer instead of a doctor could face new charges now that another son has died.
Herbert and Catherine Schaible belong to a fundamentalist Christian church that believes in faith healing. They lost their 8-month-old son, Brandon, last week after he suffered from diarrhea and breathing problems for at least a week, and stopped eating. Four years ago, another son died from bacterial pneumonia.
Herbert and Catherine Schaible belong to a fundamentalist Christian church that believes in faith healing. They lost their 8-month-old son, Brandon, last week after he suffered from diarrhea and breathing problems for at least a week, and stopped eating. Four years ago, another son died from bacterial pneumonia.
While prosecutors await the autopsy before filing charges, well, yeah.
Seven surviving children, and placed in foster care. Assistant DA Joanne Pescatore said of Judge Benjamin Lerner, who spared the couple jail time on Monday, "He feels they are a danger to their children—not to the community, but to their own children."
And while that might seem self-evident to most people who are not members of the First Century Gospel Church, where they teach that, "It is a definite sin to trust in medical help and pills", it is always a challenge to properly represent defendants in these circumstances. Mythri Jayaraman, a public defender whose Google Plus page includes a three-word tagline—I am great—drew the unfortunate short straw.
Or, who knows, maybe Ms. Jayaraman actually believes the words coming out of her mouth:
Catherine Schaible's attorney, Mythri Jayaraman, cautioned against a rush to judgment, and said the couple are good parents deeply distraught over the loss of another child.
"There are way more questions than answers at this point. We haven't seen the autopsy report. We don't know the cause of death of this child," Jayaraman told The Associated Press. "What we do know is Mr. and Mrs. Schaible are distraught, they are grieving, they are tremendously sad about the loss of their most recent baby" ....
.... The Schaibles did take their children for medical checkups as required by their probation, according to Jayaraman, the defense attorney. Jayaraman said that Brandon was checked by a doctor when he was 10 days old, but she did not know whether the child had seen a doctor since.
"Nobody argues that these aren't very loving, nurturing parents," she said Tuesday. "Whether their religion had anything to do with the death of their baby, we don't know."
"There are way more questions than answers at this point. We haven't seen the autopsy report. We don't know the cause of death of this child," Jayaraman told The Associated Press. "What we do know is Mr. and Mrs. Schaible are distraught, they are grieving, they are tremendously sad about the loss of their most recent baby" ....
.... The Schaibles did take their children for medical checkups as required by their probation, according to Jayaraman, the defense attorney. Jayaraman said that Brandon was checked by a doctor when he was 10 days old, but she did not know whether the child had seen a doctor since.
"Nobody argues that these aren't very loving, nurturing parents," she said Tuesday. "Whether their religion had anything to do with the death of their baby, we don't know."
After all, there are plenty who will suggest that these are not, in fact, loving, nurturing parents. There are plenty, indeed, who would suggest that perhaps the parents should stop fretting so deeply about their immortal souls, because after all, God knows what is in their hearts, and if they're leaving their children to die simply to impress Him, well, that seems somewhat a risky proposition.
Then again, some things really are that important. I mean, think about it. In 2009, they prayed their son to death. In 2010, they were convicted. In 2011, I don't know, maybe they went on vacation and spent some time in reflective prayer. In 2012, they had another child. In 2013, they prayed the new one to death. And, you know, if they really think that does impress God, maybe we should give them another go. You know. Practice makes perfect. Like coming up a little short on a quadruple salchow. Just try, try again. And, hey, who knows, the third time's a charm, right?
Meanwhile, the other seven children might be praying the Inverse Danny Glover Recitation, a.k.a., the Hail Mel: "Thank God I'm getting too old for this shit!"
Okay, that last was a little too much work on the setup, and an especially flaccid punch line.
But, really. What can one say?
____________________
Notes:
Associated Press. "Catherine, Herbert Schaible's Second Child Dies After Parents Use Prayer, No Medicine". The Huffington Post. April 23, 2013. HuffingtonPost.com. April 23, 2013. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/23/herbert-catherine-schaible_n_3138001.html