Starting Civilization From Scratch
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I'm glad you noticed. Asshole.
What exactly is so revolutionary or efficient about lixluke's plan that we need to have a thread about it?
Do you actually have any real world qualifications lixluke?
Do you actually have any real world qualifications lixluke?
Yes.
This is a simulation according to the scenario presented in the first post. Who said anything about revolutionary? It is the most efficient plan presented thus far. Others have posted jokes due to incapability of presenting actual practical plans.
This is a simulation according to the scenario presented in the first post. Who said anything about revolutionary? It is the most efficient plan presented thus far. Others have posted jokes due to incapability of presenting actual practical plans.
Oh, shit, smallpox has broken out and half the colony is already dead. What do we do, lixluke?
G. F. Schleebenhorst said:
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you come over to Princess Rosebud's camp, which is now well established and flourishing. Everyone is happy and making babies.
Meanwhile Rosebud's military strategist is patting himself on the back re that bio bug he planted in Lixlukes camp, aka smallpox.
excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, my plan was the best
I immediately did a recky to figure out what skills everyone had to decide who to delegate certain tasks to and picked a team that would ensure immediate survival and future prosperity.
You did not do this, you just started barking orders assuming everyone was listening and obeying. Which they were NOT. You got trampled in the stampede while marking out your 'plot'.
Yes.
Bull crap. If I am not mistaken, it was you who said:
"I would find a little group of bon ami's and leave the rest to sort themselves out. I'd go live like the wild woman I am and survive. . . bla bla bla . . . I would be named Princess Rosebud."
Do you have any idea how quickly a bunch of people can gather all the "food from the lands"? When it's all gone, where do they get food?
Ditto for the materials. A bunch of people could literally denude the land in no time at all. When that happens, ....?
Garbage and sanitary waste facilities? In just a few weeks, your "Brave New World" will smell like the shittiest sewer you've ever conceived of!
No, you ain't no expert, or you wouldn't be here typing up your foolishness in front of all these people who so easily see through everything you've suggested! Expert? I think not!
Baron Max
Yes, but how are you going to deal with my invasion of barbarian road warriors around year 10? Because I see that as being a major challenge for your breathing.
Buttless leather chaps optional.
I vote for TORs idea! 
Looks like you have a lot of time in your hands...
Do you go to school?
Do you work?
Do you have kids, for God's sake!?
Read some history, specifically the Mayflower Compact. It will show you what comes of the sort of arrangement you're setting up.
I see you neglect the larger picture Lixluke, not exactly a leader quality now is it?
I also said this:
In reality natural leaders would present themselves and natural sheep would listen, but the leaders would not unanimously agree between them who would be overall leader, so trouble would ensue and eventually the individual leaders would take their supporters and go and form small tribes in seperate parts of the land.
At some point they would steal from their tribal neighbours and battles would ensue. How do I know this...........er cos that's the way it has always been.
If elected I would seperate the larger group into smaller ones, with team leaders, as a large group would be unmanageable for one person when they do not already have an influence and respect established previously.
The smaller groups would be given a priority list which involves ensuring accomodation and shelter for that night, while some get on with this or after it is completed, the rest discuss the best way forward communally, drawing on everyones input and expertise, skills etc.Things would be put to the vote.
It would be a democracy Lix luke not a dictatorship like you propose.
It would eventually become clear within the teams who had the most useful ideas and control of the group and thus new elections would take palce to enure the right man for the job was in charge etc.
The smaller teams would each (where possible) an equal skill in put so we don't get one team of singers trying to build a shelter while another team is full of builders all squabbling about which way to proceed.
And so on and so forth
At the end of the day tho Lix no one else here really is as interested as you to pay this matter any further thought, hence all the jokey replies. no one really gives a toss.
Do these real world qualifications have names?
I thought the Herbalist and Homeopathic doctors were a good idea.
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