something happened to me in the woods...

[eric cartman]

i was eating some cheesy poofs in the woods the other day, when i heard a real big noise coming from behind me. It was aliens. They came over and grabbed me and took me to their ship what was a flying saucer. It flew off into space and then they started doing experiments on me. it was pretty gross.

they stuck jam in my eyes to see if i had jam-proof eyes, then they ate all my cheesy poofs. i got really pissed off, but just as i was gonna kick them aliens square in the nuts i realised they didnt have any!

Anyway they gave me an anal probe and now i have a 30 foot sattelite sticking out of my ass and they are using it to contact the planet zargle (where they are from) and all the zargelites are gonna come and invade skwodgg (their name for earth) in 18 hours so we all gotta eat cheesy poofs now coz its the only thing that we will save skwodgg from the zargelites.


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HAHAHAHA!!

 

[wet1]

I wonder what the active ingredient in the cheesy poofs is?

And what kind of brace did they mount for your sattelite?

What's with the link? It's a reality home page by the looks of it. Did I miss something?

 

[Pollux V]

is that you dividivad?

noo kitty, it's mai chicken pot pai. (meow) noo kitty (meow) kitty no (hiss).

 

[rde]

Originally posted by eric cartman



Anyway they gave me an anal probe and now i have a 30 foot sattelite sticking out of my ass

I find that hard to believe. You'd have to be some kind of enormous fatass for that to be practical.

 

[Pollux V]

you ever seen south park rde?