He's (or rather she's) quite entertaining. Seriously, he comes in pissed after a night out and tells outrageous stories about how he had seventeen pints and got into a fight outside Yates Wine Lodge. Although now he's a she she'll be coming hom telling me about how she's flashed her knockers to all kinds of strange fellas on the street.
No, but seriously, I'd love to know how i came home tonight and found a baby snail in Zoom's tank. Did he go to the adoption agency while I was out? did aliens beam the little guy in there? Have snails perfected cloning? Is this the Boba Fett of molluscs? More importantly, am I going to be inundated with a trillion little snails before long? Help me sciforums, you're my only hope.