Asguard said:
twinkies dont kill (or even just make cough, sick) everyone in the area
But I can argue they result in a health hazard -- namely, fat people and their fatness clogging my exit in the event of emergency. Would you rather be behind a row of skinny folk filing out of a burning building or the Three Tenors? Also, I might question whether people should be able to drink in public as well, since this means they will likely need to drive in order to get home. And there is even more proof that a swerving SUV going 90 mph can kill than second-hand smoke...
By the way, it's a bit over-the-top to imply that smoking "kill(s) everyone in the area." Sure, the possibility of negative effects exists, but guess what... there are negative effects to living in Los Angeles because of smog. Should we outlaw LA? (Hey, that actually sounds like a good idea.) Or maybe tell the smog-producing corporations to stop? Well, no chance of that under this president.
Another one to ponder: should children who grow up in houses with parents who smoke be able to sue their guardians later in life? After all, the children had no choice but to breath the smoke, right? Perhaps suits should be filed against pet owners who smoke as well because they are negatively impacting their pets' health too, and poor Rover has no say in the matter.
The problem with smoking is that the effects are so variable. Depending on the person, smoking could either produce lung cancer or just relatively minor inconvenience. You might kick off early... or you might be George Burns. If smoking immediately caused cancer in anyone who came in contact with it, the case would be much simpler.
It's like when health nuts try to inflict some dietary regimen on the rest of the world -- they usually miss one thing. Immortality, as it stands, is impossible. Even if you eat tofu, spinach, and rice cakes your entire life, jog 10 miles every morning, and shit tree bark, you're still going to die. As soon as someone comes up with an immortality diet/health plan, I'm there. But until that day, I'm going to continue balancing quantity of life with <i>quality</i>. I'd rather live 34 Bill Hicks years than 900 Laura Bush years. It isn't all about living as long as you can -- it's about living as much as you can too. And I think any plan to healthify the entire country is bound to fail because Americans, like most, enjoy some activities that happen to be harmful to their health. And this is coming from a guy who has never smoked a cigarette in his life.