Quinz Ubrons, in his “Promethus Rewound: A Hermeneutics of the Psychosexual Simian”, is the clearest testament to the male chauvinism, racism, theocracy and intellectual cowardice in the science field.
Look at all the obessions with sex clearly present in their science- anyone can clearly see the motive for Otto’s devising the pistons that we use on our engines was his obsessions with coitus (even the nomenclature is kinky: stroke, camshaft, cramshaft, shaft shaft, shaft); and the vehicle invented for the piston were the Duryeas' fixation on how exactly to get to their lover’s home without suffering the tedious ordeal of riding in a horsecarriage with every bump damaging the scrotum.
Cars can now bring our lovers together in seconds with a smooth easy ride ensuring healthy genitalia for what our proles call a “bootycall”.
Even the sheer innocence of Roentgen stumbling across a glowing fluorescent screen in his experiments verifies his own obsession with sex- one can only imagine this pervert’s elation when he realized what the X-rays he discovered actually were: he could now drill through clothing and peep at little boy’s underwear.
We are guessing of course and perhaps making light of it, but these manic obsessions that Ubrons so cleverly points out only confirm the lack of objectivity and sheer disdain- the outright fear- the science world has for novel theories since their energies are clearly spent elsewhere, so what is one to do when one finds the Ultimate Answer to an Ultimate Question?
I’ve found an answer and wish to share it, and woe is the listener who won’t listen.
Philosophy asks: Why is the mammal so obsessed with sex and why does it murder? Murder is a world of difference from kill.
I will delineate why:
In the animal kingdom, the only species known to kill for the thrill other than the human is the chimp, lion, and the canine. Chimps have been observed engaging in sneak attacks on their enemies, and in some cases either castrating or biting their fingers or toes off in clear parallels to the treatments we show to our war prisoners (burn those Muslims). They have been seen gathered around fights as so many Romans shouting down to the gladiators killing themselves for the audience and what’s more, their capacity to sit back and premeditate a murder is uncanny.
We only differ with the chimp by 1% in the DNA. We are just as close with the canine genetically (80%).
But this too does not exactly look like an Ultimate Answer.
Chimps also engage in tool use, yes? Not only using them for the foodgathering but also for the making of weapons.
Also, their gestures and behaviorism are very ‘human’- see Koko and Washoe trying to fuck their masters decently with ASL.
In the brain the human has at the base of its skull a region called a limbic system which not only regulates its interaction with others but right smack dab in the middle of it there are concentrations of opiate receptors and narcoticlike neurotransmitters known as enkephalins that when oozing give off orgasms of pleasure or profound misery and rage.
The chimp has this exact same thing, only larger.
As does the canine.
So do all other mammals- but these mammals don’t kill for the thrill.
What then is the culprit? Ladies and gentlemen- the Ultimate Answer to this Ultimate Question is ….the thumb.
Notice the importance of the thumb when handling equipment and tool making. Where would Ben and Otto and Roetgen have been if such a genius in anatomy did not allow man this brilliance in grasping?
The presence of this thumb moving back and forth on the hand with it being the digit closest to the brain means that this finger is more directly connected to the lower regions- the limbic system. The use of of this thumb triggers the flooding of these opiate receptors into a state of sheer thrill that the ape and the human prolong with what to an outsider looks like ‘creativity’ (science) and ‘murder’ when its really only the organism milking its own brain for these pleasure hormones. This is why science is, as the feminists have been saying for years, the sexist piece of shit that it is.
The thumb is of utmost importance in the handling of science equipment, and too, one's weapon.
So where do the dog and lion come in, you say? Look at their paws- each foot contains four digits BUT there is a rudimentary nub on the top towards the back called a dewclaw. This digit is the closest to the brain, and so just as connected to the limbic system as in apes and humans. They too, have a thumb.
Bundy, Gacy, Chikitiloh, Gein, Kemper- all these men had bigger hands (more useful in killing), thus longer, fatter thumbs.
Look at all the obessions with sex clearly present in their science- anyone can clearly see the motive for Otto’s devising the pistons that we use on our engines was his obsessions with coitus (even the nomenclature is kinky: stroke, camshaft, cramshaft, shaft shaft, shaft); and the vehicle invented for the piston were the Duryeas' fixation on how exactly to get to their lover’s home without suffering the tedious ordeal of riding in a horsecarriage with every bump damaging the scrotum.
Cars can now bring our lovers together in seconds with a smooth easy ride ensuring healthy genitalia for what our proles call a “bootycall”.
Even the sheer innocence of Roentgen stumbling across a glowing fluorescent screen in his experiments verifies his own obsession with sex- one can only imagine this pervert’s elation when he realized what the X-rays he discovered actually were: he could now drill through clothing and peep at little boy’s underwear.
We are guessing of course and perhaps making light of it, but these manic obsessions that Ubrons so cleverly points out only confirm the lack of objectivity and sheer disdain- the outright fear- the science world has for novel theories since their energies are clearly spent elsewhere, so what is one to do when one finds the Ultimate Answer to an Ultimate Question?
I’ve found an answer and wish to share it, and woe is the listener who won’t listen.
Philosophy asks: Why is the mammal so obsessed with sex and why does it murder? Murder is a world of difference from kill.
I will delineate why:
In the animal kingdom, the only species known to kill for the thrill other than the human is the chimp, lion, and the canine. Chimps have been observed engaging in sneak attacks on their enemies, and in some cases either castrating or biting their fingers or toes off in clear parallels to the treatments we show to our war prisoners (burn those Muslims). They have been seen gathered around fights as so many Romans shouting down to the gladiators killing themselves for the audience and what’s more, their capacity to sit back and premeditate a murder is uncanny.
We only differ with the chimp by 1% in the DNA. We are just as close with the canine genetically (80%).
But this too does not exactly look like an Ultimate Answer.
Chimps also engage in tool use, yes? Not only using them for the foodgathering but also for the making of weapons.
Also, their gestures and behaviorism are very ‘human’- see Koko and Washoe trying to fuck their masters decently with ASL.
In the brain the human has at the base of its skull a region called a limbic system which not only regulates its interaction with others but right smack dab in the middle of it there are concentrations of opiate receptors and narcoticlike neurotransmitters known as enkephalins that when oozing give off orgasms of pleasure or profound misery and rage.
The chimp has this exact same thing, only larger.
As does the canine.
So do all other mammals- but these mammals don’t kill for the thrill.
What then is the culprit? Ladies and gentlemen- the Ultimate Answer to this Ultimate Question is ….the thumb.
Notice the importance of the thumb when handling equipment and tool making. Where would Ben and Otto and Roetgen have been if such a genius in anatomy did not allow man this brilliance in grasping?
The presence of this thumb moving back and forth on the hand with it being the digit closest to the brain means that this finger is more directly connected to the lower regions- the limbic system. The use of of this thumb triggers the flooding of these opiate receptors into a state of sheer thrill that the ape and the human prolong with what to an outsider looks like ‘creativity’ (science) and ‘murder’ when its really only the organism milking its own brain for these pleasure hormones. This is why science is, as the feminists have been saying for years, the sexist piece of shit that it is.
The thumb is of utmost importance in the handling of science equipment, and too, one's weapon.
So where do the dog and lion come in, you say? Look at their paws- each foot contains four digits BUT there is a rudimentary nub on the top towards the back called a dewclaw. This digit is the closest to the brain, and so just as connected to the limbic system as in apes and humans. They too, have a thumb.
Bundy, Gacy, Chikitiloh, Gein, Kemper- all these men had bigger hands (more useful in killing), thus longer, fatter thumbs.
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