Sentence-construction

I'm confused here. "Contaminated" modifies "babies," right? If it does, there should be a comma and...here I'll just do it.

The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously
 
People don't read the entire sentence so it becomes meaningless drivel eventually lol
Anyhow, I thought Tim was only interested in correct grammar.. :p
 
Here, I think this is what it means:

"that lady" and Tom Green used to play violin with a gigolo who hopes that this sentence will not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds. He hopes this because he is currently employed at a Chinese laundromat on the moon, which cooks weights (?) that support steroids for multiple types of babies.

That's what it means, as best as I can figure. :D Doesn't make much sense, but I think the grammar is correct. Oh and so far it is 131 words.
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated,
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a anthropocentric
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a anthropocentric imbecile
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a[n] anthropocentric imbecile from
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a[n] anthropocentric imbecile from one
 
The gigolo that that lady, who recently discombobulated an organized brothel with nothing but some angry chickens who once calibrated, with three ridiculously dressed yodelers in a dirty brothel, a mentally enraged group of mutated lemmings, and Tom Green (a diabolical comedian who likes the color periwinkle), used to play violin with, wished that the sentence would not become sentient while smoking strange purple weeds which smell, surprisingly, of old crusty apatosaurus faeces (apatosaurus faeces are those politicians that look like octogenarian spacemonkeys) mixed with several other species of vaguely erotic but reeking excrement of marsupial animals that lay Easter eggs in underground Ferraris, because he now is employed at a Chinese laundry moon base specializing solely in cooking weights supporting every muscle enhancing formula in babies, both contaminated and deliciously uncontaminated, human and antelope bones lie precariously scattered across a[n] anthropocentric imbecile from one or
 
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