Scivillage

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SCIVILLAGE

Farmer: cosmictraveler, ScRaMbLe (drunk)
Sanitation Manager: Italiano
Pooper-Scooper: Proud_Muslim
Hunter/Scout: Seven
Hunter/Excavator: Dreamwalker
Hunter: Lemming3k
Craftsman: spidergoat
Assistant: Silverback
Blacksmith: DCLXVI, Absane
Zookeeper: Raven
Butcher: RonVolk
Chef: tablariddim, one_raven
Tailor: MISSunderstanding@
Traveling Construction Worker: Invert_nexus
Healer: firdroirich
Alchemist: zonabi
Scientist: TruthSeeker
Genius: cool skill
Lord: Eluminate
Barber: certified psycho (general)
Historian: guthrie (floater)
Explorer: Persol (caveman)
Child Care: Eddie
Undertaker: Madscientist1
Town Crier: Nebuchadnezzaar
Psychiatrist: Dudish dude
Communist: Ozymandias, Communist Hamster
Conspirator: SwedishFish
Bard: NeoBeetnik38
Clown: Morteza Olangui
Confused Nomad: jadedflower
Crone: cyberia
Parapsychologer/Astromancer:Athelwulf
Unecessary Surgeon: Dr Lou Natic
Village Doom-Cryer: Paul W. Dixon
Idiot: ihavenoname083, whitewolf
Hippy: My Sexy Blue Feet
Tiger: Kunax
Unicorn: Jenyar
Giant Butterfly: purple_hairstreak
Fish: Nuttyfish
Tree: vslayer
Nerd Overlord: wesmorris (damnit)
Hermit: Rappaccini
Outcast: spuriousmonkey
Sage: yumum
Deity: ILikeSalt
Priest: korey
Critic: Walker
Lurker: RateLimit
Unbeliever: letitbe2
Mutant: WellCookedFetus
Bum: Guyute****
Femboy: Jolly Rodger
Analprobed: crazymikey
Bartender: Rogue Consciousness
Drunk: RebelWithoutACow
Pimp: daydream_believer, Godless
Whore/Bike: sargentlard, austere
Psychedelic Frog: Arditezza
Witch: Water****

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In honor of those who have contributed their services in the "What would you be?" thread in Free Thoughts, I have endeavored to take on the duties of maintaining the village population list. See above.

If you haven't enlisted, and would like to add yourself to the list, simply post what you feel your duty would be.
If you wish to be removed from the list, or if there is anybody you feel is not active here and should be removed, please mention.
If there are any positions you feel should be on the list, please post them.
If there is any member of Sciforums that has not posted in this thread, and you feel should be on the list, please assign them a duty.
 
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DESCRIPTION
As of now, Scivillage is small town situated on a dirt clearing. The only resources available to the citizens are the surrounding forests, river/waterfall, animals, small mountains. Until somebody sets up another village, perhaps in another website forum, we have nobody to trade with. The entire population of the village are those you see above. The entire town was built using the resource materials in the surrounding area.

STRUCTURES
There is a section of the village full of scattered huts. Each hut is one room that houses each person. At the center of the hut section is the bath house. There are stalls there for using the bathroom. People bathe in the nearby waterfall.
The next section is the farm where crops and animals are raised. Within the farm is a farm house.
The next section is the town center. In the town center, is the cafeteria. This is where food is prepared. There is a counter and tables where people can eat and drink as well. Also in the town center section are sheds where specialists can produce supplies such as clothes, tools, and crafts. Furthermore there are structures for the people who provide the various services such as healing, barbering, and alchemy. There is also a hall where everybody can gather and speak in front of an audience.

TECHNOLOGY
Everybody has clothes and boots. Each person has bath shorts and a robe to wear to the waterfall. Everybody lives in a hut, and uses various supplies for whatever they do. If there is anybody that is good at engineering, and can give us some ideas on how we can improve the village, please let us know.
 
ORIGINAL POST:
firdroirich said:
If, big if, you were in a village-type society in the early times of man's evolution what would you be? Would you be the chief, hunter, priest, idiot etc in that settlement. Just think what you think you could be if you didnt have to qualify for a job apply for it & hold onto it to pay your bills. Reasons not mandatory, there is no "good" or "bad" pursuits only personal direction.
I'll go first , I think without the mad-dash I'd like to be the village healer, can't think of a reason why but somehow people would need one methinks.
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I think I would be the village genius. All the ape people would gather around to hear my great stories about light speed, computers, and relativity.

Relativity is a type game show that places every day people in a particular environment or situation. Their lives are video taped and broadcasted all over the place. Usually there is some form of process of elimination which eventually leads to somebody getting married or winning a million dollars or both.

Furthermore, I would bring about peace and understanding in the community. As I display my vast range of abilities and seemlessly unlimited intellect, everybody would be in awe. . . Much like in Sciforums.
;)
 
Bathe?! Blech! Psh to bathing! :D

"Each hut is one room that houses each person."

You forgot "...except Ozymandias's, which is a grand luxury multi-billion dollar mansion with guard dogs and intensive security to prevent anyone from taking my stuff."

By the way, I bought the waterfall. Nobody can bathe there anymore.
 
Can i be executioner?
Obviously some of these people will need to be killed at some stage.
 
I've found a big cave near the waterfall. It's a nice 68F all day... unlike th 100+ in our huts. There is also a somewhat large 'dip' in the middle, which could probably hold liquid. Does anyone know how to make beer?

If you need me, I'll be in the cave until the sun goes down.
 
Thank you for your condolences. Please donate cash.

(to my cause I mean)
 
I'll let you sleep at the back of the cave. With the sun and your nerd overload complexion, I don't think you'll last long otherwise.
 
Dr Lou Natic said:
Can i be executioner?
Obviously some of these people will need to be killed at some stage.
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Of course you can!

But we don't like to call it "kill". That's much too barbaric.
We prefer the term chastise.
 
I am the whore...awesome. I will be the tool to help release wild sexual tension of the sci village ladies....I know I know..I give so much because I care.
 
I'm am currently the richest member at scivillage due to my excellent career as sanitation engineer. People pretty much pay me to pick their crap, and their animals crap by the pound. I'm screwed when the toilet is invented. Bye the way coolskill, this village kind of sounds like a communist village, " we all live in a hut" and "we are given the materials that we are needed to do our job, and all have the same clothes". Thats cool, I'm down with equality.
 
You wonder why it's that way, Italiano? Suffice it to say that some members of our family just had a little talk with cool skill. :D
 
Ozymandias said:
Don't you mean 'deity'? :confused:
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Woops.

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