Sciforums Quotes Thread

[ElectricFetus]

another copy paste fag died, that must mean a angel is jerking it?

 

[draqon]

another copy paste fag died, that must mean a angel is jerking it?

:bugeye: why so hasty of men?

 

[ElectricFetus]

ROLOL!

This flu is from Allah to punish Americans for invading peaceful Middle East.

http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2239318#post2239318

 

[Tiassa]

That midwestern sensibility?

"Men want sex more than women. That is an indisputable fact. Hell, why do you think AIDS spread so quickly among male homosexuals versus heterosexuals? Because homosexuals have no woman in the equation to say no. If women wanted sex as much as men, there'd be no need for porno because we'd all be fucking all the time."

(Madanthonywayne, "To Porn or Not to Porn?")​

 

[sniffy]

"And how can you distinguish the ones who will join the army or the police force and shoot people they're ordered to shoot from the ones who will choose their own victims?"


Fraggle Rocker Columbine Thread

Is the answer: They'll both be holding a gun?

 

[sniffy]

"In the meantime even as a pacifist I'm reluctant to crack down on guns..."

Fraggle Rocker Columbine Thread

Can't we all just, like, abolish war but, like, keep our weapons?

 

[ElectricFetus]

America is not a left wing country and once Obama's honeymoon wears off he's going to provoke a reaction that will dwarf the 1994 "angry white male" vote.

source: http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2243449#post2243449

 

[Challenger78]

"Men want sex more than women. That is an indisputable fact. Hell, why do you think AIDS spread so quickly among male homosexuals versus heterosexuals? Because homosexuals have no woman in the equation to say no. If women wanted sex as much as men, there'd be no need for porno because we'd all be fucking all the time."

(Madanthonywayne, "To Porn or Not to Porn?")​

Holy shit. It actually makes sense in a convoluted, and twisted way. But thats if you take lack of higher reasoning from homosexuals as a given, which as we all know from superstring, is not true.

 

[Orleander]

...
You either:
-lived under power lines when you were a child
-ate paint chips (the leaded kind)
-were dropped on your head
-have some sort of MMR that you're not telling us..

guess who he was talking to.

 

[Oli]

No, don't go. You're clearly a total fucking prick and I'm starting to enjoy our discussion now.

http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1127893&postcount=127

 

[skaught]

http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1127893&postcount=127

Heh! What ever happened to Red anyway? He just kinda disappeared. I miss 'im.

 

[leopold]

firstborns are parents gifts to society.
-leopold99

why are women called bitches when men are called generals?
-leopold99

 

[skaught]

Stop spamming useless shit or you will be banned, Tnerb.

-JamesR

http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=2336212&postcount=2

 

[Challenger78]

A little insight into Sci minds..

Institutional romantiporn raped and nearly destroyed my earliest interest in literature, interfered with the unprejudiced discovery of my own passions, and disguised malignant cancers of ego as virtues.

 

[hypewaders]

I feel so dirty.:facepalm:

 

[Challenger78]

Q, q,Q,q...

Christianity has credibility? :bugeye:

 

[Tiassa]

Residual say huh?

Sure, but more residual urine is not part of my broader picture.

(#2353222/252)

I do believe the Science and Society subforum yesterday achieved a Nirvana barrier. If e'er in my time at Sciforums had you asked me of phrases that might someday be put to good use, I never would have picked "residual urine".

What argument could possibly lead to that?

Many thanks, S.A.M. A perfect line delivered sublimely apropos. I intend to retain this as a nomination for Sciforums Quote of the Year.

 

[ElectricFetus]

Superstring01 abusing his power for hilariously moronic reasons.

Whatever, now you're just trolling and about five seconds away from a three day ban. They invented the flyable airplane.

source: http://sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2421167#post2421167

 

[christa]

i have yet to make an impact on anyones lives! I will try harder!

 

[deicider]

i have yet to make an impact on anyones lives! I will try harder!

There.