Sciforums Quotes Thread

Try imagining that you are being erased against your will. Then try imagining the universe without your participation. Then try imagining that it is inevitable. Then try imagining the universe not blinking.
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Nice.
Riply wrote, eh?

Thread please.

Favorite quote:
"I have yet to lactate"
 
"This is a great place to live...especially if youre not me." -Darksidz

Or something like that. :bugeye:
 
I see your true colors shining through

Madanthonywayne said:

Obama's comments about us poor old bitter hicks who take refuge in guns, religion, and hating people who aren't like us may well be his undoing.

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One of the great indicators of the conservative lack of good faith is how quickly a conservative will denigrate himself if it allows him to complain about a liberal. Ninety-nine days out of a hundred, Madanthonywayne would be offended if I chose to call him a bitter, hateful old hick with a thing for guns and ol' timey religion, but hey, if he's willing to finally admit it, I can finally dispense with any pretense otherwise.

Convenient, that.
 
Skaught. In rely to a first time poster who asked about the possibility of finding a particular kind of plating process in the New Jersey area

"Go to fucking craigslist douchebag!"

What an introduction to sciforums.

Added Later.
I'm not criticising him.
I think it's very funny.
Otherwise I wouldn't have quoted it.
This thread really needs to be made a sticky, and some simple rules applied.
 
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Redarmy11

'gendanken needs to join a nunnery or get herself knocked up by some jack-the-lad in a fast sports car who'll shout at her whenever she thinks too much. She needs to spend a lot less time quoting fucking Wittgenstein and a lot more time getting her fella's tea on the table, and she can relax for an hour in front of Friends before bed then - and she'll have earned it. She needs to learn that watching a bit of telly is a privilege, not a right.'

Gendankan also has heaps of fabulous quotes anytime she deigned to post anything.
 
Not original, I expect, but well-deployed - especially since I've corrected any distracting spelling errors :):
Myles said:
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=80282

So how doe one get to interview God, check his credentials and so on before giving him the job ?
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andbna said:
Oh they are fairly easy to check:

He claims to be 2000 years early for the interview, but hasn't shown up for the scheduled time. He won't return any calls, and none of his references are valid. While his skills list is impressive, there is no mention of actual certification of them, hence we can't actually verify he possesses them. To top it off, he has a criminal record which includes genocide. I think the decision is quite clear, and my hamster has him beat on all accounts.
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