Kudos to you my friend.
It takes balls to acknowledge that you and your wife both wear the pants in the family.
What’s all this hubbub about a man having to penetrate a woman, anyways?
Why can’t a woman, strap one on, and rip her man a new one?
What kind of gender stereotyping forces a man to have sex with a woman?
And so what if I enjoy wearing women’s lingerie and getting spanked, like a naughty girl?
Heterosexual culture will have us believe that there’s something wrong with us…more feminine men.
Why must we all watch Football when knitting is much more productive and fun?
And if I want to be my wife’s bitch then that’s my right.
Who designated these antiquated gender roles anyways?
Did someone make a rule where a man had to hunt, when he only wanted to pick cherries and nuts and gossip with the girls?
Did anyone make a rule where I had to have large muscles and a deep voice, when I prefer to be more delicate and soft?
And so what if my woman slaps me around a bit, when I mouth-off on her?
Does that make me less of a man?
Nope!
Who decided what a man was anyways?
Nature?!!!
I think not!
Society…Heterosexual society did.
The institution of science forced these rules upon us.
So, now I have to bite back my tears when I watch Bambi, and I have to be ashamed of watching
General Hospital or because I make a wicked soufflé. I have to pretend I’m macho and tough when I only want to be held, like mommy used to.
And so what if my penis is only two inches long?!!!!
Does that make me less of a man?
No. We are all equal, gentelmen!!!
Size doesn't matter.
Geez, people, get with the times.
Modern man is here. We are all civilized human beings.
How can we be still swayed by primitive ideas and theories concerning sexuality and behaviour?
Sexuality is a choice.
Has anyone read this retard?
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=29597
Sheesh!!!!! What a Neanderthal?!
Anyway, does anyone have a good recipe for
Goose a l’orange?
I’m having the guys over for dinner and a game of twister next week and I wanted to make something special.
Bob is going to come. He's sooooo cute.
He’s so smart too.
He watches
Star Trek and
BattleStar Gallactica.
I’m going to wear by corduroy slacks with my holiday red and green sweater.
Makes my ass look smaller.