Santa vs God

[davewhite04]

Who would you take given the choice? and why...

I go with Santa, not complex just straight forward presents 365 days of the year.

Easy choice for me.

 

[Xelasnave.1947]

Who would you take given the choice? and why...

I go with Santa, not complex just straight forward presents 365 days of the year.

Easy choice for me.

God for sure as you can invent any crap you like and form a church creating a non taxable income stream and justify any thing as being under the control of someone else .
Alex

 

[davewhite04]

God for sure as you can invent any crap you like and form a church creating a non taxable income stream and justify any thing as being under the control of someone else .
Alex

 

[RainbowSingularity]

Who would you take given the choice? and why...

I go with Santa, not complex just straight forward presents 365 days of the year.

Easy choice for me.

Santa only delivers on 1 of those 364.25 days per solar roatation
God is yet to show any specific delivery date

Who would you take

sounds a bit sexual...
who is more sexy
Santa or God ?

my choice is Santa because god has no actual decour specifics and no fairy lights.. or tree.
but dont tell god incase she is working checkout at christmass time and finds out i said that and decides not to give me the special discount price on decorations.

 

[davewhite04]

Santa only delivers on 1 of those 364.25 days per solar roatation
God is yet to show any specific delivery date

sounds a bit sexual...
who is more sexy
Santa or God ?

my choice is Santa because god has no actual decour specifics and no fairy lights.. or tree.
but dont tell god incase she is working checkout at christmass time and finds out i said that and decides not to give me the special discount price on decorations.

i hear you.

 

[davewhite04]

In the latest news... https://www.theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-s..._RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=&utm_term=

Catch 22.

 

[Xelasnave.1947]

Explain it before you link it you lazy sausage.
Alex

 

[davewhite04]

God for sure as you can invent any crap you like and form a church creating a non taxable income stream and justify any thing as being under the control of someone else .
Alex

haha not be him

 

[James R]

Who would you take given the choice?

Take where?

 

[davewhite04]

Take where?

Who would you rather exist?

 

[James R]

Depends on which God you're talking about.

 

[Beer w/Straw]

Wait WTF!

Why isn't God dishing out presents anyway?

 

[James R]

Did God stop answering your prayers, Beer w/Straw?

 

[Beer w/Straw]

Do you mean I could get free stuff by going to Church or something?

Our Father who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.
And give me a Pony.
Amen.

 

[James R]

Do you mean I could get free stuff by going to Church or something?

Is it free if you have to pray for it?

 

[Beer w/Straw]

Is it free if you have to pray for it?

That is a deeply religious question.

If God was like a bank that you can get a loan from, what are the interest rates?

 

[James R]

Karma points that you can deposit for your next incarnation?

 

[Beer w/Straw]

I'd sure hate to burn in Hell for eternity for a glass of wine.

 

[davewhite04]

Depends on which God you're talking about.

Say Zeus?

 

[davewhite04]

Wait WTF!

Why isn't God dishing out presents anyway?

Because it's obviously Santa's job.