Rights for us Smurfs

[Asguard]

(This is NOT a serious thread. Anyone wanting to be serouse get your own thread)


It has come to the atention of papa smurf that everyone is picking on us. Yes thats right I have recently been uncovered as Ozy smurf and i have noticed that everyone seems to pick on use for being small and blue. Well we are people to (well smurfs anyway)

 

[Merlijn]

I do have a cat you know.....

AZREAL!

 

[wet1]

I wondered where that Blue Gunk has been coming from under my heels. Smells like I wandered into the outdoor latrine. For that I think you deserve all the picking on you can get.

My cat is learning to dislike the blue gunk very fast...

 

[Asguard]

Ill get papa smurf on to all you people. He will fix you

 

[Merlijn]

and do what, paint me blue? I'm sooo scared.

 

[wet1]

Oh no, the dreaded blue smurf gun, turns you into a blue critter! Let's activate the cat army....

 

[Merlijn]

"We are made of blue stuff" Carl Smurfan

 

[wet1]

See what I mean...

 

[Asguard]

La La Lalalala la lala la la

(fixed the "la"ing up)

 

[Merlijn]

Aaargh I can't control my smurfing any longer. That smurf has been smurfing with my brain.

Somebody smurf me.

aaaahhhh
no I mean un-smurf me.

 

[Merlijn]

oh smurf! now I have to smurf for my own cat. :-\

 

[Asguard]

La la lala lala
Sing a happy song

La la lala lala
Smurf the whole day long

Smurf along with me
Simple as can be

Next time you're feeling blue
Just let a smile begin

Happy things will come to you
(Smurfette)
So smurf yourself a grin!

(Gargamel)
Ooooh I hate smurfs!
I'll get you, I'll get
all of you if its the last thing I ever do!
He he he he haaa!

La la lala lala
Now you know the tune
Ta ta taratta ta
You'll be smurfing soon!

 

[Asguard]

I found the song but nomater what i do it says its to big

 

[temporary_illusion]

Raise the Red...Uh..Blue Flag!

I read this a few years ago
Just thot I'd post it now
It shows how the Smurfs are all Communists
Enjoy!!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo/potatofarm/smurf.html

 

[Bebelina]

I smurf you all! Because I am the smurf who saves smurfs!

 

[Asguard]

VERY SMURFING

 

[justagirl]

On the First Day Goddess created Smurfette and blessed her.
On the second day Goddess created Smurf to open Smurfette's Jars, take out the trash, and other good deeds requested by Smurfette.

 

[Pollux V]

Hey, smurf off, alright?

 

[justagirl]

On the third day they did it like rabbits...smiles..ok is that better?