Tea stains
The upshot is that we're finally getting a glimpse of what Tea Party America would look like. Fire services? We'll let your house burn to the ground if you don't pay up. Police? Who needs 'em if you've got private security to handcuff and detain whoever you don't like? Constitutional values? Who says you have to know what the Constitution says? Medical bills? Barter with chickens. And it's not so much that various minorities all look alike, but they all look like each other, too. Conflicts between words and deeds? No problem, just threaten to take out those who question you. Oh, and have you seen the dancing monkeys?
Empires in decline undergo radical transformations, often seeming each more ludicrous and decadent than the last. And why not? We're only all in it together as long as that means we can play every man for himself while drifting on the life raft.
And why not? It's the only dignified way to live, right?
Welcome to the Tea Party. Won't you join them?
The upshot is that we're finally getting a glimpse of what Tea Party America would look like. Fire services? We'll let your house burn to the ground if you don't pay up. Police? Who needs 'em if you've got private security to handcuff and detain whoever you don't like? Constitutional values? Who says you have to know what the Constitution says? Medical bills? Barter with chickens. And it's not so much that various minorities all look alike, but they all look like each other, too. Conflicts between words and deeds? No problem, just threaten to take out those who question you. Oh, and have you seen the dancing monkeys?
Empires in decline undergo radical transformations, often seeming each more ludicrous and decadent than the last. And why not? We're only all in it together as long as that means we can play every man for himself while drifting on the life raft.
You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need;
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.
And after a while, you can work on points for style'
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile—
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
—Pink Floyd, "Dogs"
You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.
And after a while, you can work on points for style'
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile—
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
—Pink Floyd, "Dogs"
And why not? It's the only dignified way to live, right?
Welcome to the Tea Party. Won't you join them?