NEW YORK (CNN) -- Rep. Ed Schrock, one of the most conservative members of the House of Representatives, unexpectedly dropped his bid for a third term Monday amid unverified allegations that he called a gay phone sex line.
This move just makes no sense at all to me. So what if the man called a gay phone sex line? I’m in big trouble if this sort of thing can still prevent someone from holding public office in the US. . . let’s just hope the media never gets hold of my IRC chat logs!
Sure, Shrock was a major supporter of the federal marriage amendment which would have amended the constitution to ban same-sex marriage, but that doesn’t necessarily make him a hypocrite (even if he is gay), after all damaging self-loathing and hatred is a pretty classical symptom of many closeted fags, this sort of behavior is to be expected.
This allegation seems as if it’d be just a little bit too good. After all, the fact that the FMA, could even get up to a vote in Congress was fairly question begging, “What sort of nut-jobs would support this sort of thing?” the answer, ironically being that it is indeed homophobes desperately trying to distract themselves from their own homoerotic desires!
Somehow I just don’t’ buy into it, though, it’d all work out just a little bit too well if that were the case. What I can’t account for, however, is how Shrock is handling this situation. He’s not even trying to fight the allegations, he’s just quietly stepping aside. Is that all it takes to get a politician out of office these days; Just make allegations that they like guys? If this is really the point we’re still at in this country, then can we at least use it to our advantage, and get some good use out of it?
Maybe we can start our own 527 to start calling dubbaya a queer! Wouldn’t it be great if it was just that easy? If anyone’s up for it, I’ll be in New York this Thursday, flying into JFK just a few hours before the President speaks at Madison Square Garden. I’ll be visiting a friend who’s never been out west, so I planned on walking off the plane in a pair of cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat for laughs. maybe I can find my way into the convention, posing as a Texas delegate (who else in New York would be wearing a denim shirt and cowboy hat?) where the President just might rub against me inappropriately and whisper something into my ear in passing! Wouldn’t that be a thrill? I’ve always had a thing for older men, and power is a definite turn on. If all else fails I can always bring a bottle of Jack-D with me, and I’m practically assured to have the Bush gals all over me and willing to put themselves in some rather compromising positions. I’m sure we could work this thing out if we work hard enough.
So, how about it, is placing a phone call, or even full out homosexuality enough that a public official should step aside? I thought we as a nation were beyond that. . . and hell maybe we were, but four years of republican rule seems to have taken us back a few decades. Makes sense, that’s been their aim all along, hasn’t it?
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• http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/08/31/virginia.congressman/
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