that is SAD
as i am training to be a chef, i thought i better add my 2cents worth
best fast meal
get some pasta (any sort of NORMAL, not tortaliny or ravioly or whatever)
1 onion
1 ration of bacon
2 cloves of garlic
some butter and some cream (depends on YOU how much you use)
cook the pasta (HOPE you know how to cook pasta)
dice the bacon, garlic and onion and fry in a pot (don't use a frypan because that means more to wash) with the butter (can use oil insted), add the cream and continue to cook while stiring (ok i am explaning this very baddly)
mix through pasta
thats it
takes about 10 min to make
edit to add: can add mushrooms and or semmi-dried tomartoes, add just before you add the cream (so they don't cook away to much)