The following collected from various sources.
If a billion people believe a foolish idea, it is still a foolish idea.
Reality is that which does not go away when you stop believing in it.
Stupidity should be painful. There is no cure for stupidity.
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Any type of sex is great as long as it does not involve whips, chains, or enemas.
All that is required for evil to triumph is that good people do nothing.
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
All that is required for stupidity to triumph is that intelligent people do not use their minds.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.
There is no good evidence for
alien visitors. There is a lot of evidence that people have realistic dreams,
have hallucinations, misinterpret or misremember what they see, and make up stories (Id est: Lie).
Alien visitors may be replaced by many words/phrases: Bermuda Triangle Phenomena, ESP, reincarnation, channeling, et cetera
Many reasonable activities are misunderstood & called crazy. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results
War does not decide who is right. It only decides will be left to claim that they are right.
When a wise man and a fool argue long enough, it is difficult to decide who is the fool.
Polytics: From the Greek poly meaning many and Anglo Saxon tics meaning blood sucking parasites.
Maturity does not exclude playfulness.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Perhaps you are confusing an open mind with an empty mind.
If your mind is always open, people will put rubbish into it.
Your mind should not be so open that your brains fall out.
Why do intelligent people often believe in stupid concepts?
Answer: They use their intelligence to defend opinions they arrived at when they were not using their intelligence
Do not be sad because it is over. Be happy because it happened.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Time might be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
That which Does Not Kill Me Postpones the Inevitable.
It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
You do not stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
You are only young once: You can be immature until you die.
If I ever need a religion, I will worship a hot fudge sundae with coffee ice cream