Quiz For Clever People Only...

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wet1

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For high IQ people only...or those trying to raise their IQ...actually just a notch above average or so...:D

Read the question, then try to answer---then check your answer by scrolling down!!



WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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ANSWER: BREAD.... IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....

IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO QUESTION 2
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(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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ANSWER: "WATER"

IF YOU SAID "MILK," THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?

IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS.... WHAT IS A GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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ANSWER: "GLASS" IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!

IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO QUESTION 4
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(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT, OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALIZING THAT THE LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY OR IN "NO MANS LAND"? !
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ANSWER: YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS" IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!
IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON TO QUESTION 5
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Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
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ANSWER: "1 DEGREE" IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF,

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST AND FINAL QUESTION?

IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE LAST QUESTION
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Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR** YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD HAVEN (WALES) IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS, IN READING, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF, 16 PEOPLE GET ON, IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON, IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVEN BUS DEPOT..... WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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Ok, this is for clever people only, but you may try the question if you wish.
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ANSWER: "YOUR NAME." READ THE FIRST LINE.


Tell me, how did it go...?:D
 
Toast is bread.
Suckling calves are cows.
A green house can be made of many things other than glass (or brick).
You can bury survivors anywhere, if you are of a mind to do so.
What practical use has a 360-hour clock?
The tense of "You are driving..." requires the question to be phrased "What is the name of the bus driver?"

Oops. Too clever for my own good, once again.
 
haha nice quiz banshee....

mr g, while i always pray i never crash anything..
i especially hope i never crash anywhere with you...
=)
 
Good one Banshee! :)

I answered all of the above correctly.
That's not so surprising though, because many of the questions are similar to those we used as kids in waht we called the Idiot Test.

Later ;)

Mr G.
You're so sharp, you'll cut yourself.
If someone else doesn't get there first.

A very wise man told me once that if you can be corrected, you can be understood. Think on it.
 
Excellent quiz, bansh, bravo!! The answer to the first question I didn't get because I saw it before I could answer, but the rest of em were doozies once you thought about them.
 

Hey Banshee no fair !
I just had a reef and then had to think about easy things made to look hard. How could you do that to a poor health care professional after a hard days showing people how to put on a condom.
What's wrong with you people !!!!!

Only kidding it was fun once I stopped rocking in the corner :D
 
I remember my Dad told me that one about the airplane when I was about 7 and I thought that casualities were people wearing casual clothes and travelling in second class. Needless to say, a 'second class graveyard' was not the right answer.
 
Two mathematicians, Sam and Peter, are informed that two integers A and B, not necessarily distinct, are both between +1 and +100, but neither Sam nor Peter are given the actual values of A and B.

Sam is told only the SUM (A+B), while Peter is given only the PRODUCT (A*B). They are instructed to determine the integers A,B, without sharing with each other the numbers they were given.

After a few moments of quiet reflection, Sam spoke up. Sam: "You might as well give up -- you can't do it! THIS sum of two factors can NOT be determined from knowing onlytheir product."

Peter: "Aha! In that case, I know your sum!"

Sam: "Hey! In that case, I know your product!"

What are the values of A and B?
 
Mr. G

Why am I not surprised? :D

Did you use Euler's modification of Goldbach's conjecture along with a dollop of good old fashioned reasoning?
 
(Q),

Mr. G...Did you use Euler's modification of Goldbach's conjecture...?
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Well, since so many around here think me incapable of good, old-fashioned reasoning: Yes. I relied exclusively on Msrs. Euler and Goldbach.

Aware,
because it's a green house avatar,..
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Don't you mean a greenhouse?

Oops. Still more despicable cleverness on my part. :rolleyes:
 
iq

how do you measure some-ones intelligents?

complete a test like banshees one?
 
how do you measue some-ones intellegents?

(hope its not by spelling, as im awful)

Please put more of those down, i liked them.
 
What do the following words have in common?

DEFT
FIRST
STUPID
HIJACK
CANOPY
LAUGHING
CALMNESS
 
They all contain three consecutive letters of the alphabet. :D
 
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