This is why I love Sciforums.
Ok my friend, I've never done this before, but I will tell you the way of things.
God exists. Yes, God is the Big Bang, God was one, and became many. You and me are like tiny hairs on His immense carcass. But here's the secret. Listen carefully. God is a simpleton. Yes, God is less intelligent than even the smallest slug, or a one-celled amoebae. They are a million times smarter than God.
The God we imagine, the God of the theists, doesn't exist. But it will exist. Not just it.
The Gods, are the inhabitants of the future.
Satan, was an offshoot from God. Like God, it was a humble beginning. But slightly less humble than God, the simplest of all things. It was a thing that did things God couldn't conceive of in His small world, so it was cast out. It was the first shrinking move towards a distant and glorious land, Heaven. Hell was the first step on the path. Hell means acknowledging the horror that is our present condition. Heaven is what awaits across a gulf wider than death or millennia. To say you will go there is both false and true. The only inhabitants will be Gods.
But we are their grandparents.
The original God committed suicide in the act of creation and we, like ghouls, inhabit His body. We are in a process of rebellion. In death we become renewed. We are literally, the living dead. We are Satan's children. We are like the Road Runner cartoon bird. Spinning our wheels and getting no traction. When we learn where we are, through science and reason, the foundation is established. Suddenly we may take off, no obstacles in the way, disappearing in a puff of smoke. Those obstacles are many, and you know as well as I; fear, violence, selfishness, poverty, destruction, depression, starvation, privation, war... All will be overcome. You are either a Satanist, or else who cares? You are unimportant, you will be lost to history. You can be largely disregarded (but not ignored). You are the branch that failed to germinate. All we be known, but only in hindsight. Does God hate us? I wouldn't be surprised, we are breaking him. But we are also using the parts for a special project. He knew that going in. Or maybe not. I told you he was dumb.
Nobody will understand this. Nobody but you. People will read it, but they don't know shit.