Originally posted by Xev
Well, that's just great. I'm glad to
know that there is religiously based
porn in the world.
Does Jesus also scream "fuck me, you whore" too?
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he
had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to
split them between Adam and Eve.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away
was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy
thing," God told the couple, who he found hanging around under
an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that
ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! When I'm
working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand
there and let it fly. It'd be so cool I could write my name in the
sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let
me stand and pee, oh please."
On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve
just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly
he could have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would
make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam was the
one given this ability.
And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his
urination while in a vertical position. And lo, he was happy and
did celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him,
laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.
"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts.
"What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms."