Phosphorescent Vulture Caught On Security Camera At Scottish Hotel?‏

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You're right! It can ONLY BE two mating phospho-birds with another male hovering above, who is also phosphorescing. The UFO phenomena has been explained once and for all! This footage is the very first which can be verified to show two mating crypto-ufo's! Whooh whooh.
 
You're right! It can ONLY BE two mating phospho-birds with another male hovering above, who is also phosphorescing. The UFO phenomena has been explained once and for all! This footage is the very first which can be verified to show two mating crypto-ufo's! Whooh whooh.

OK, you aren't even funny any more. Give up.
 
Is that pale blob at the top the vulture's head?
Looks to me like light through a drop of rain.

What about the rainy stuff that is falling past the lens?
It can't be rain, because it wasn't raining.
What do you think it is?

Wait......................Breaking news!

Vultures are everywhere now it seems. Especially in the Kingdom of Scotland.
They have now been seen in a caravan park in Auchtermuchty.
I can count nine vultures in this still taken from CTV footage (whitish polygons)
Recorded on a night when local people say it definitely wasn't raining.

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Vultures on CTV camera. Another Sighting


Does that series of three blobs to the bottom right remind you of anything?
I think it's a phosphorescent Cryptosheep.
 
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In this video they are I reckon. Can't you see the wing flapping? :shrug:
Look at the left side of the blob at t=52 secs. http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/179806-new-lanark-ghost-captured-on-cctv/. Video reveals twists and turns of genital warfare in ducks:

An extraordinary sexual arms race that has played out in duck ponds for thousands of years has been uncovered by evolutionary biologists.
Faced with unwelcome advances from undesirable males wielding large, corkscrew-shaped penises, the females have gone on the defensive.
The solution – the result of millennia of evolution – arrived in the form of vaginas that spiral in the opposite direction, so thwarting uninvited males at a stroke.
Some female ducks possess genitalia of labyrinthine complexity, with kinks, dead ends and hairpin bends, according to a report in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B.
 
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Seriously this time, looking at the bottom right hand corner of the security camera video, imagine that we are looking at a bird from the back of it's head and above. At T=52 secs, the head bobs up and down in an aggressive fashion and the 'left wing' is clearly seen to flap. If you read the eyewitness reports, they all insist it wasn't raining! Be open-minded just this one last time. Have another look.
 
Yes, it does look like flapping.

Re the rain. If it wasn't raining, how come you can see it raining?
I think that's a bigger mystery than the vultures.

Also, at times the whole room is shaking.
Doubters say that it is the camera shaking due to gusts of wind.
What do you say?
 
Wow..CSS...you really are delusional. The object in the video isn't shaped anything like a bird. Off your medication again?
 
Seriously this time, looking at the bottom right hand corner of the security camera video, imagine that we are looking at a bird from the back of it's head and above.

Thats exactly the point, you're basically stating "My brain see's this, imagine if yours could to" and then other people *might* say they see what you see.
It's much like "Cloud gazing" where you make shapes with your mind, it doesn't mean the clouds that shape, but your mind attempting to make some logic out of it.

As everybodies stated, it's a raindrop. It's raining on the video, the wind is blowing and the drop being that close to the camera is going to be out of focus and reflecting the nearby light.
 
Yes, it does look like flapping.

Re the rain. If it wasn't raining, how come you can see it raining?
I think that's a bigger mystery than the vultures.

Also, at times the whole room is shaking.
Doubters say that it is the camera shaking due to gusts of wind.
What do you say?
Hallelujah! I'm glad you can see the possibility at least Captain. Here's a posted comment about the possibility of it raining that night:
i work at the hotel and can quite certainly say that when this happened, it has been a scorching day at new lanark so cant be raindrops!
. My theory is that the crypto-birds use phosphorus (which they obtain from animal urine, hence the rectal bore holes in cattle mutilations) to create the illumination effect. When phosphorus reacts with air, it reacts to create bioluminescense. I think that there is another crypto-bird hovering overhead just out of shot, and it is also ejecting phosphorus into the air through it's feather quills. (There's even evidence that archaeopteryx had significant levels of phosphorus in its feather shafts X-ray fluorescence reveals startling details, remains of some soft tissues in 150-million-year-old specimen). Too much for you to handle Captain?
 
Hallelujah! I'm glad you can see the possibility at least Captain. Here's a posted comment about the possibility of it raining that night:
. My theory is that the crypto-birds use phosphorus (which they obtain from animal urine, hence the rectal bore holes in cattle mutilations) to create the illumination effect. When phosphorus reacts with air, it reacts to create bioluminescense. I think that there is another crypto-bird hovering overhead just out of shot, and it is also ejecting phosphorus into the air through it's feather quills. (There's even evidence that archaeopteryx had significant levels of phosphorus in its feather shafts X-ray fluorescence reveals startling details, remains of some soft tissues in 150-million-year-old specimen). Too much for you to handle Captain?

Why don't you jus state in your posts/threads that your purpose for posting is just to bait people. I mean it's ludicrous to suggest that you believe absolutely every flight of fantasy that someone wants people to buy into, it's too naive to be real.

I'm sure we don't mind the content being posted but don't try to play the naive "I'll believe anything" pitch, it won't wash.
 
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