Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems

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found this one recently.. :D

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Originally posted by Frieda
found this one recently.. :D

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Hmmm although i've lost my 2Mb access and am currently on 56K i have not noticed any penis size change :confused: ;)
 
Was it Benjiman Franklin or Albert Einstien (one of those 2 genius') that did the experiment about static electricity? The one with the kite in the thunder storm and the key?

Well anyhow, humans bodies are indeed conductors of electricity.

Have you ever been to a place with fancy carpet, while wearing leather shoes? If you rub your shoes against the carpet and get a good current going (you may feel the hair stand up on your head), touch something metal and you will shock yourself :D , albeit slightly

This happened to me once when I was at a Symphany Theater type place. I was dressed up (pants and tie), so I was wearing leather shoes. We were leaving the performance (I guess it was like a musical or Opera), and I put my hand on the railing as we were walking down the stairs (those guard railing for the stairs in case you fall). I got shocked! Eeeek :eek: The damn thing was made of like copper or brass (it was a metal railing).

Data has traditionally been transfered through plastic and copper wiring (those types of things found in computer parts).

The nerves in our body use a certain kind of electrical signal to make them work.

This almost seems to be moving into the field of cyborgnotics.

But yes, penis' definitely do have a higher bandwidth than cable modems, because..... Coax (the RFU cable) used to transmit data has a limit of 5 megabits per second. While WAN Ethernet technically will run at 10 megabits per second, it is limited by the data input source. Or in the case of a T3 or OC-96 line, 100 Mbps

Locally (LAN), they now have 1 gigabit per second ethernet adapters (this means 100 megabytes approx). I believe current patch/ethernet cables will handle this.

Other base bat cables that only have one channel, like RCA (A/V) and S-Video, have different bandwidth limits.

A USB 2.0 cable can handle almost 50 MBPS (megabytes, not bits - 10 megabits equals approx 1 megabyte - I hate the bit conversion, it is so small it has no pratical use anymore - 1024 kilobytes = 1 megabyte........ a megabit is 128 kilobytes)

Neto :) Maybe women won't think penis' are so bad after all. According to that one person's comment, if you tried to add a packet of data to each sperm, you could transfer well over a terabyte per second during ejaculation :eek:
 
Did you know one variety of marine flatworm has penis fights. They are hermaphroditic and they attempt to fertalize each other by jabbing the other with one of two sharp genitalia. If they are poked anywhere on their bodies they become pregnant.

I swear on my own genitalia this is true.
 
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