Can we at least move past the no-brainers?
S.A.M. said:
So if they couldn't tell if he was shooting how did they know he refused to surrender? Or that he fought back?
Okay, look, it's one thing to doubt the official story, or any of the versions of an official story floating around. That part doesn't bother me. But the assertion on record for our consumption and judgment is that "bin Laden was offered the chance to surrender. But the leader, who had always said he would not be captured alive, refused and was blasted in the head by troops."
Now, maybe that means he went down screaming, "You'll never take me alive, coppers!" and blasting a hail of gunfire at the approaching enemy.
Or it could mean something much more cinematic and calm:
(Soldiers burst into the room, killing the last protection detail immediately around Osama bin Laden.)
SOLDIER: (cautiously, from behind aimed weapon) It's over, you know.
BIN LADEN: (calmly, even weak with fatigue) It is the will of Allah.
SOLDIER: So how are we going to do this?
BIN LADEN: We both know what must happen.
SOLDIER: (aims carefully) So that's it, then?
BIN LADEN: It is the will of Allah. There is no God save Allah, and Muhammad is his Prophet.
(Cut to exterior shot. A single flash, seen through a broken window, and the sound of a gunshot. Crane shot lifts away from building, pans to show wide shot of city. Fade to black.)
Or, of course, it could be the evil and cruel fantasy that has Osama bin Laden on his knees, blubbering and begging for his life, but the evil, heartless Americans are not moved to compassion for the misunderstood, falsely accused man who was always treated poorly, even by his family and peers, for his awkward height and unconventional ideas, and who never hurt any innocent people anywhere, ever, and so the invader pigs just shot him to death for sport.
In truth, though, as cynical as I can be about my nation's political and military adventures, and as much as I might mock its notion of what constitutes justice these days, I'm pretty confident that last isn't the case. Even at our worst, we tend to be a bit more subtle.
I would not be surprised to learn that when it came down to it, bin Laden refused to surrender and so they shot him when they probably could have hauled his ass in alive, but of all our wars, S.A.M., this one is our
right, and anything short of surrender—and I sincerely doubt Osama bin Laden would surrender—leads toward an outcome describing his corpse.
I get it, though, S.A.M. I'm not going to knock your skepticism. But I would also ask how you could possibly think this was going to end any other way?
I mean, sure, maybe bin Laden should have lawyered up and called in to negotiate his surrender. But he didn't. And he wouldn't. He's had over nine years to sit down and talk about this.
(I would also know that of anyone who could tell us if OBL himself was shooting, I don't expect a bureaucrat like the
Deputy National Security Advisor to cough that up in a press conference.)