I look after a little boy who acts like an old man. I can't figure out why. He doesn't hang around elderly people. He doesn't like toys or cartoons or candy. He doesn't play with other children because they annoy him and he calls them immature brats. He prefers to watch the news and Judge Judy over the regular programming on Nick Jr. He just started kindergarten and he can already read and write at a very high level. Since he won't play games he watches Law and Order with me in the office and his understanding of the show and it's content is way beyond that of a 5 year old or a 15 year old for that matter. He's foul mouthed and quick witted, is he re-incarnated?