OK, im Satan- i just came back

my plain is to build an empire which kills all religions

i guarantee a lot of money !!!

currently collecting the souls
 
But its the religions that keep you alive! Strange you'd want to kill off only those who "believe" in you?
 
Were I Satan, I would convince the world that there was one or more all-powerful and all-loving gods, stronger than evil, and a heaven or similar state for those who are faithful to the obscure and often contradictory rules of those gods.

I'd know I was getting all your souls in the end anyway, since I made these "gods" up and there is no Heaven, I start a lot of trouble amongst those who worship different gods or who worship the same god in different ways, and I get to see the look on your face when you die and I tell you the truth: Your efforts and sacrifices were wasted, the one chance you had in eternity to live it up and enjoy, and you denied yourself in the name of following a set of arbitrary rules in order to appease an imaginary creature. God doesn't love you, and any love you feel for him is utterly, laughably meaningless.

Then I get to torture you for eternity. It's win-win-won.

Maybe the great trick Satan ever pulled was not convincing the world he doesn't exist, maybe it was convincing the world that God does.
 
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