News From Gaza

[Baron Max]

Like what?

Something, anything ....except lying in the dirt shivering with cold and hunger!

See? You're too lenient with the Pals, too soft, too nice. If they got themselves up and built up their people, provide for their own people, they wouldn't be treated like slaves or, worse, like potential terrorists.

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

Something, anything ....except lying in the dirt shivering with cold and hunger!
Baron Max

Like what? I'd shoot you if you even moved. You wouldn't dare.

 

[Baron Max]

Like what? I'd shoot you if you even moved. You wouldn't dare.

Better than lying on the ground shivering with cold and hunger!

The Pals don't want anything better for their own people ....because then they'd have nothing to complain about.

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

Better than lying on the ground shivering with cold and hunger!
Baron Max

I wouldn't kill you, that would be against human rights. But you'd still be at my beck and call. I may let you clean the house though, if you behaved and accepted that I now owned it and was superior to you, seeing as you were a dirty bugger in the gutter.

 

[Baron Max]

I wouldn't kill you, that would be against human rights. But you'd still be at my beck and call. I may let you clean the house though, if you behaved and accepted that I now owned it and was superior to you, seeing as you were a dirty bugger in the gutter.

I'd do something to change that. But I sure wouldn't go around blowing up and killing my own people in some twisted idea of revenge against my oppressors!

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

I'd do something to change that. But I sure wouldn't go around blowing up and killing my own people in some twisted idea of revenge against my oppressors!

Baron Max

How do you know that? You cram birds in a cage, they peck out their own feathers and those of the other birds around them. Its an indication of the extent of the torment of captivity.

Our investigation has discovered that up to nine pheasants are forced to share cages no larger than a typical office desk. The birds are so distressed by captivity that they repeatedly smash their heads against the roofs of their tiny cages. Other birds peck out each other's feathers in frustration. Many have their heads encased in steel or plastic masks to help preserve their beautiful plumage, which is much prized by game shooters.

http://www.newsmonster.co.uk/animals/britains-billion-pound-game-shooting-industry-exposed.html

Gaza is teh most densely populated place in the world.

 

[Baron Max]

How do you know that? You cram birds in a cage, they peck out their own feathers and those of the other birds around them. Its an indication of the extent of the torment of captivity.

Nice. But are you sure that you want to compare the Palestinians to ...birds?

Gaza is teh most densely populated place in the world.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you claiming to be a scientist, do you happen to know where all those kids are coming from? Perhaps there's a way of controlling that high rate of birth, huh? Maybe we can invent some kind of pill that a woman can take to reduce her chances of pumping out more kids. My, what a marvelous invention that would be, huh?

It's funny, ain't it, SAM, how the most destitute, the least able to support new kids, produce the most kids? Maybe, just maybe, there's a lesson to be learned from that, you 'spose?

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

It's funny, ain't it, SAM, how the most destitute, the least able to support new kids, produce the most kids? Maybe, just maybe, there's a lesson to be learned from that, you 'spose?

Baron Max

Yeah, can you guess what it is?

 

[Baron Max]

Yeah, can you guess what it is?

Yep, poor, starving people want to see more poor, starving people, ...they want to share the suffering and misery, ...so they have sex instead of working to make their lives better. Gee, I don't have enough food for my family now, so ....oh, what the hell, let's crank out another hungry mouth, okay, dear? ...LOL!

Ahh, isn't sex a wonderful thing?

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

Yep, poor, starving people want to see more poor, starving people, ...they want to share the suffering and misery, ...so they have sex instead of working to make their lives better. Gee, I don't have enough food for my family now, so ....oh, what the hell, let's crank out another hungry mouth, okay, dear? ...LOL!

Ahh, isn't sex a wonderful thing?

Baron Max

I see you're going to have a difficult time passing through the eye of teh needle/

 

[Baron Max]

I see you're going to have a difficult time passing through the eye of teh needle/

Don't need no stinkin' needle!

But I daresay, at the rate the Pals are crankin' out babies who then starve to death in the poverty of the parents creation, the Pals will all pass easily throught that stinkin' needle, won't they?

Better to live for the afterlife than to worry about feeding your own children in the present ...sayeth Baron Max.

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

Don't need no stinkin' needle!

But I daresay, at the rate the Pals are crankin' out babies who then starve to death in the poverty of the parents creation, the Pals will all pass easily throught that stinkin' needle, won't they?

Better to live for the afterlife than to worry about feeding your own children in the present ...sayeth Baron Max.

Baron Max

How strange, that you actually worship a Palestinian, then.

 

[Baron Max]

How strange, that you actually worship a Palestinian, then.

Only you, SAM, could have gotten that from my posts!

But what's the matter, SAM, you can't answer any of my posts with real responses? You have to resort to idiotic comments like that above? No more excuses for the Pals? Or have you used them all already?

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

Only you, SAM, could have gotten that from my posts!

But what's the matter, SAM, you can't answer any of my posts with real responses? You have to resort to idiotic comments like that above? No more excuses for the Pals? Or have you used them all already?

Baron Max

No, its clear that all the good Samaritans remained in Samaria. One really cannot expect human qualities from vultures.

 

[Baron Max]

No, its clear that all the good Samaritans remained in Samaria. One really cannot expect human qualities from vultures.

Still no excuses for the Pals' plight, SAM? Oh, com'on, surely you can come up with more excuses for the horrid conditions in which they live. Hell, blame it on the USA or the British, that's always worked well for you, ain't it? C'mon, SAM, I need more excuses to throw back into your face, it's fun to do.

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

Still no excuses for the Pals' plight, SAM? Oh, com'on, surely you can come up with more excuses for the horrid conditions in which they live. Hell, blame it on the USA or the British, that's always worked well for you, ain't it? C'mon, SAM, I need more excuses to throw back into your face, it's fun to do.

Baron Max

There are no excuses for the plight of the Palestinians, because none are needed. They are occupied by the Jews.

 

[Baron Max]

There are no excuses for the plight of the Palestinians, because none are needed.

Then why aren't the Palestinians thriving and prospering and making things better for their own people? And why are they wasting money and effort in bombing and killing people when they could be working to make the lives better for their people?

No, SAM, the Pals need all the exuses you can come up with ....and more! But that's all it is ....excuses.

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

There are 7 million Palestinians who are thriving. Its the ones who are occupied that are not. Regardless, they are all under oppression by the "Is-reallys"

 

[Baron Max]

There are 7 million Palestinians who are thriving. Its the ones who are occupied that are not.

Well, geez, SAM, can't that 7 million help the others with the clothing, shelter and food that you mentioned earlier? Or do you expect the Israelis to provide all of that to the Pals? ...even as those same Pals are bombing them and shooting rockets at them?

Baron Max

 

[S.A.M.]

Well, geez, SAM, can't that 7 million help the others with the clothing, shelter and food that you mentioned earlier? Or do you expect the Israelis to provide all of that to the Pals? ...even as those same Pals are bombing them and shooting rockets at them?

Baron Max

Sure they can. As soon as Israel gets out of Palestine's airspace/waterspace/groundspace and removes the 700 checkposts that prevent them from coming in