Mac-your genius is showing again! 
Mr. Hamtastic is God!!
- Thread starter Arrole
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Mr. Hamtastic,
Man, do you have a life or what? It seems as if you're always online, regardless of when I sign in. I could wake up bright and early for work whilst the roosters are crowing, and see you posting. I could post in the middle of the day, and without being surprised, see you active. I could wake up in the dead of night, pour myself a glass of milk, sign in momentarily, and lo and behold, there you are. So, how many hours without sleep have you gone? If your posting history is correct, it has to be no less than eighty-four hours. Your eyes must be burgundy by now. Don't you have a wife and children? Don't they need to be fed, clothed, etc.? That blood-curdling "gurrrrrr" noise isn't your water heater; it's the sound four empty stomachs make in conjunction.
By the way, I haven't forgotten about your msn invitation. I simply haven't been able to use my actual computer with all the downloads in a while.
Kadark
Man, do you have a life or what? It seems as if you're always online, regardless of when I sign in. I could wake up bright and early for work whilst the roosters are crowing, and see you posting. I could post in the middle of the day, and without being surprised, see you active. I could wake up in the dead of night, pour myself a glass of milk, sign in momentarily, and lo and behold, there you are. So, how many hours without sleep have you gone? If your posting history is correct, it has to be no less than eighty-four hours. Your eyes must be burgundy by now. Don't you have a wife and children? Don't they need to be fed, clothed, etc.? That blood-curdling "gurrrrrr" noise isn't your water heater; it's the sound four empty stomachs make in conjunction.
By the way, I haven't forgotten about your msn invitation. I simply haven't been able to use my actual computer with all the downloads in a while.
Kadark
Kadark!-I pause to slumber, I have so many miraculous morsels to share, though.
lol, DEFINITELY let me know when you get the home pc running. besides, I collect da government check... They pay me not to go offending the populace.
lol, DEFINITELY let me know when you get the home pc running. besides, I collect da government check... They pay me not to go offending the populace.
and for the record...What does a God need with a life?
That's the way to do it, although spreading it like herpes can be more fun.
lol if you do, I'm sorry to hear that... if you don't, just keep the raincoat with ya, never know when you might get wet!
Hey god...this is the holy spirit...can we ix-nay on the erpes-hay...cause that shit ain't cool.
9th level magic missile! Fireball! Lightning strike! Awesome!
I wanna see someone try to crucify me now! Forget all that "turn the other cheek" crap....I'm just gonna whoop yer ass.
Enmos
Valued Senior Member
Sure-stop by your local dealer and get some ludes, then hit the strip club, paradise awaits! They ain't virgins, but you'll be amazed at what they'll do!
Let's see... Orders for today... Go fourth and multiply! Anyone who bats clean-up shall be required to pass a math exam before the score is counted.
Thou shalt not have naughty sex! No cuffs in public. Keep the ball-gags at home. Some of the orgies are turning violent with these devices. Keep your kink at home, on film, where it belongs.
Thou shalt not have naughty sex! No cuffs in public. Keep the ball-gags at home. Some of the orgies are turning violent with these devices. Keep your kink at home, on film, where it belongs.
Oh! And Macgyver and Om? You are both me and each other now, as well. Keep that in mind.