Mr. Hamtastic is God!!

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Arrole

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I finally see the truth after my decade long search for God.
I found him yesterday, it was a real eyeopener.
I want everyone to know that the amicle fellow with the alias "Mr. Hamtastic" is in reality the almighty God!
Prostrate yourself before him and he might be mecriful upon your soul!

All pray to him now :)
 
What do you mean oh little one?
He is the one and only true God. Pray to him!
May he be merciful on your soul.
 
Nine Inch Nails shall be the chosen band, and with the help of Type O Negative my hymnal shall be written.
 
There will be compulsory public orgies among the faithful, as well as potential converts, every tuesday at noon, please arrive nude and blindfolded, and provide your own lubrication.
 
Children will be raised by the elderly until they are old enough to think for themselves, then they shall be raised free range in the wild.
 
Mathematics is considered a holy science, and will only be studied by overweight, bald men of the leather.
 
Can I be your "son"?
What kind of powers does the divine son of Hamtastic get? Can I turn water to wine? Can I heal people? Resurrection? Magic missile?
 
Cool...I want to be your "Holy Ghost" so I can sneak in to the Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleader's locker-room with out them seeing me. :)
 
done and done!

Son-9th level magic missile, fireball, earth to mud, lightning strike, ethereal form, invulnerability

Spirit-Ethereal form, imbue, possess, invisability, grass into marijuana

how's that?
 
Arrole? Not my sock, verify with a mod if you like. Just an adoring worshipper recently come to his senses.
 
A crooked televangelist.

As a part of a trinity..can I use my powers for personal gain?

wait...I'm getting an idea.

We'll put scott on tv and he'll herd in the masses...I'll show up..do some hocus pocus...and then tell 'em god Ham needs cash...and we'll be sleeping in piles of dead presidents!
 
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