Movie Company in need of ideas

- You know what i haven't seen yet? A good movie about the Wendigo.
- I'm also wondering what a movie from the point of view of an autistic person would look like.

Hapsburg said:
3.wtf is the wendigo?
4.wtf is an autistic person?

How about a movie about the failing state of Kentucky's educational system?

:m: Peace.
 
what?
why would the schools teach you what the wenidigo is or what austistic means?
 
How bout........ There's this kid. Smart, but introverted, so doesn't communicate well with people. Anyway, he went to visit his dad, who was a scientist working on a bioweapon for some illegitamite reason. Gets to his dad's country home, to find his dad dead in his lab, who's died from the virus he was creating. Out of shock, the kid runs away, and keeps running through the forests until he comes along a hermit's home, where he and the hermit live together for a bit. Kid doesn't understand his fathers work, or that he's now carrying the virus.
Skip to the real world. Government finds the dead father, releases to the press he died of being shot while being robbed, cause they don't want to tip off whoever the dad was working for. Then distressed mother finds out and tells them that her son was staying with him.
When hearing of this, an old employee of the dad, who knew of the fact the dad was well off, gangs together with some friends and makes it sound like he kidnapped the kid and knocked off the father, not knowing the dad was dabbling with bioweapons. Government thinks that the 'kidnappers' are linked with the bioweapon work, and start chasing them, but need to work within a time limit, cause this kid is infected.
How's that for a start?
 
*EDIT: You don't deserve the good stuff I wrote for you. Kiss it goodbye, and don't let the door hit your overloose anus (I'm told that too much anal sex can make the ass loose .. in this case, yours) on the way out.
 
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I dont like it, everyone dieas and there is too much bullshit about god, in a perfect ending john would have to realise he was wrong and that there is no god, and destroys the society.
 
(Psst, your sentence is too screwed up grammatically to be taken seriously. Edit it now while no one's noticed.)

Odin'Izm said:
Space invaders the movie.... humans become very self loving, and think their great... so they build rockets and take off into the galaxy killing anything that threatens their manlyness... ends with the mai ncharacter being castrated by some hot chik from another planet... main character should be vin deisel, since i dont like him.

With a suggestion like that, I hardly think you're in a position to criticize mine. "mai ncharacter being castrated by some hot chik" and "vin deisel, since i dont like him" indeed.

Now back to first grade spelling class with you.


Well, you can't please everyone. That's okay, though; when I get bored again I might come up with a movie idea that doesn't have so much to do with religion.

What's wrong with everyone dying in a movie as long as it's well done? Because anything without a happy ending "sucks"? That's what the majority seems to think. Yet the majority seemed to have lapped up Gladiator, with all its awards and stellar ratings and SALES. Might I remind you that the fact that many main characters die in that movie didn't seem to hurt its sales any.
 
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I like to call this one "Swiss Army Kaat"
It's about a mad Swissman who likes to experiment on animals, and the eclectic mix of international spies sent to take him out.
The hero is a cat, Kaat, that was formerly operated on by the mad Swiss doctor. He is full of metal and stuff, and can whip out stuff you would usually find in a swiss army knife to get into/out of sticky sitautions.

Other things would include dogs with wheels legs, cats ducktaped back-to-back so their spiny, barbwire bellies will always land on someone when they fall of the cieling, ducktape snakes and naked women.

What do you think?
 
They try raping her into submission.
They try thumbscrews.
They flay her with thorned chains.
They take metal shears and skin her alive.
They pull out her nails, one by one.
They gouge out her eyes with hot irons.
They break her legs, little by little with a heavy cudgel from the tips of her toes to her thighs.
Yeeeah, that's what I like to see in a movie. Fuckin sexy. I got a little stiff just reading it.
 
Look. You've missed the point.

The point is the humiliation and the pain. The movie won't portray the rapes very prettily; she'll be bruised and covered with wounds, blood, dirt, and mud with her hair torn out of her head with pieces of scalp still hanging out.

The point is that it's torture.
 
That's too bad, I do enjoy the occasional beatrapetorture woman snuff flick.

Ohhhh, wait, you thought I was being cynical. My bad.
 
How about a story to do with the progression and dedication of human evolution.

You can provide alot of Philosiphical and ethical motives in our history and emotion of the struggle to " Survive as the fittest" and how that we have basically entered our world from a chaotic stance into the present new age spiritual growth.

Love, war and battling the elements will provide future generations with a broad outlook on just how amazing we have come to be, human being.

We have gods future intrusted into our giving hands, and we can also provide the beautiful new aged children with visions for their everlasting future. Visions of hope and fantasy that we can be very proud to present to the universe.
 
i did have an idea of an assassin who accidentilly kills the wrong target ,and is then betrayed by his employer.
it was going to be titled "assassin's mistake"
but then we decided to try "ww4"
that didnt work out too well.

out other idea was in the middleages, kinda. in the 1100s, a crusading knight has a revelation, and realizes that there is not god, and that its all a lie, and creates an occult dark order of "blood knights" and sets them loose on europe in the mid-1130s. the rampage across the continent, creating a "new dark age" for europe.
then, three heroes come out of the woodowork to stop him: a knight, a battlemage, and a warrior-merchant. Eventually, they meet an elf-chick, who falls in love with the knight, but he supposedly dies saving her.
the sequel was planned to have the knight resurrected to serve the fallen crusader, who's name is Quintus Servius Tyrannus, but is usually referred to as Lord Tyrann. The other two heroes die trying to kill the knight and Tyrann, but the 2 evil guys die from wounds.
it was not my idea. it was all tyler's.


Tyler's other idea was called "the escape"
in 1842-43, there was a secret behind-the-scenes war between heaven and hell. The angelic forces trapped hell's armies, finally, and blocked the gates of hell.
skip ahead to 2007...two teens from the US travel to israel on a field trip for school, and unwittingly unlock the gates of hell. now, armed only with ancient swords they found, and thier wits, hey have to stop the demons and close the gates.
we were going to have that one of them is killed, and the other one "escapes" hell, but doesnt close the gates. hell's army is unleashed on the world in "The Escape 2"
basically, war between heaven, hell, and humanity. every man for themselves thing.
it was weird, but interesting.

one of my ideas was "sorrow of the samurai" which i actually made in 2001. we just decided to remake it. its the first of four films of the series, which chroicles the story of Kyotoro Minamyoto, a samurai warrior, and his rivalry with Yoshiro Tagekatsu, a half-demon warrior. The movie begins with the battle of Kyoto, where the Demon Lord, Oda Nobunaga, is slain in battle. then, the allied armies of Mori, Takeda, Hojo, and Tokugawa march through Uesugi territory, and finish them off at Sado Island,. Kyotoro beheads Yoshiro.
Twenty years later, 1585, Kyotoro is 41. He has retired from the military, and lives the quiet life of a farmer in Kyoto, until he returns home to find his house ablaze and his family dead. Yoshiro is standing there, and laughing. then, he dissappears.
After many fight scenes and training sequences, Kyotoro and Yoshiro have a showdown, and kill each other.
In the second one, they are ressurected. Yoshiro is ressurected by a half-demon who wants to ue him. Yoshiro kills him, and begins to form an army of bandits and former Uesugi loyalists. Kyotoro is ressurected by a distant cousin, and they try to find Yoshiro and slay many of his lackeys. When they encounter Yoshiro, the relative is killed, and Kyotoro has his arm hacked off. Yoshiro returns to hell and kills the Fish-Devil and becomes lord of hell.
the third one is basically, Yoshiro's armies go rampaging across asia and eastern europe. Many army battles and fight scenes, then Yoshiro gets the "Black Diamond Armor" and the "Sword of Eternal Blood". Kyotoro finds the "White Diamond Armor", the only thing that can counterbalance the BDA
The fourth one was going the be "the final battle" but it was never finished.
 
Naomi said:
(Psst, your sentence is too screwed up grammatically to be taken seriously. Edit it now while no one's noticed.)



With a suggestion like that, I hardly think you're in a position to criticize mine. "mai ncharacter being castrated by some hot chik" and "vin deisel, since i dont like him" indeed.

Now back to first grade spelling class with you.


Well, you can't please everyone. That's okay, though; when I get bored again I might come up with a movie idea that doesn't have so much to do with religion.

What's wrong with everyone dying in a movie as long as it's well done? Because anything without a happy ending "sucks"? That's what the majority seems to think. Yet the majority seemed to have lapped up Gladiator, with all its awards and stellar ratings and SALES. Might I remind you that the fact that many main characters die in that movie didn't seem to hurt its sales any.


I havent degrodated low enough to watch my spelling on a "free thoughts" thread

Besides, I was making a joke if you did'nt notice. idiot.

Your plot does suck; it dos'nt have an ENDING at all, nevermind a happy or sad one...
Everyone dies : The viewer leaves with NO impression what so ever because all his connections with the story DIED.
 
yeah...
and medieval movies about torture and religion piss me off...a lot...
so...
 
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Gambit Star said:
provide the beautiful new aged children with visions for their everlasting future. Visions of hope and fantasy that we can be very proud to present to the universe.

Ye im sure the universe is thankfull for us destroying this planet... and will be happy to offer many more to feed our greed.
 
Gambit Star said:
How about a story to do with the progression and dedication of human evolution.

You can provide alot of Philosiphical and ethical motives in our history and emotion of the struggle to " Survive as the fittest" and how that we have basically entered our world from a chaotic stance into the present new age spiritual growth.

Love, war and battling the elements will provide future generations with a broad outlook on just how amazing we have come to be, human being.

We have gods future intrusted into our giving hands, and we can also provide the beautiful new aged children with visions for their everlasting future. Visions of hope and fantasy that we can be very proud to present to the universe.

wow, thats just...
the gayest plot ive ever heard....
l. m. f. a. o
 
Hapsburg said:
yeah...
and medieval movies about torture and religion piss me off...a lot...
so...
fuck off, nome'
that's all i have to say about that.

"nome'"? Why not just say "gnome" and be done with it?

Ah, well. I spend half an hour coming up with an idea for you and I get told to fuck off.

Well, though I ought to really castrate you and then hang you by your dismembered penis (not forgetting to stuff the nuts in your mouth), I'll just cancel my offer of a non-religious movie plot and put you folks on ignore.

Enjoy your lives.

*EDIT: And the movie idea has been deleted from my post. Like the post now says ... kiss it goodbye, sluts.
 
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huh.
well. sorry.
didn't know you spent that much time into it.
what's you diea for the non-religous movie.
 
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