chipsanddust
Registered Member
I am suffering on the horns of a moral dilemma right now that perhaps you all can help me with.
I recently learned that the 17 year old son of one of my best friends has taken a new job. This would be no problem except for the type of work that the young man has found. He is about to become one of the spawns of satan himself. That's right the boy is becoming a (shudder) telemarketer.
My immediate instinct, upon hearing this horrible news, was to kill him . Kill him now. Prevent him from reproducing his genetic line and gain the gratitude of all living humans as well as future generations.
Unfortunately, his parents ( both of whom have been some of my best friends for over 20 years) were present at the time.
My problem and dilemma now is:
Do I kill the spawn of evil now and give up the long time friendships I have enjoyed or:
Do I let him live, telemarketing away, and hope that soon the otherwise sound genetic material in each of his cells overcomes this (hopefully) momentary insanity.
What do you all think.
I recently learned that the 17 year old son of one of my best friends has taken a new job. This would be no problem except for the type of work that the young man has found. He is about to become one of the spawns of satan himself. That's right the boy is becoming a (shudder) telemarketer.
My immediate instinct, upon hearing this horrible news, was to kill him . Kill him now. Prevent him from reproducing his genetic line and gain the gratitude of all living humans as well as future generations.
Unfortunately, his parents ( both of whom have been some of my best friends for over 20 years) were present at the time.
My problem and dilemma now is:
Do I kill the spawn of evil now and give up the long time friendships I have enjoyed or:
Do I let him live, telemarketing away, and hope that soon the otherwise sound genetic material in each of his cells overcomes this (hopefully) momentary insanity.
What do you all think.