Masturbation is for Losers
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hug-a-tree said:
You can get what is called blue balls. If you get sexually excited but do not ejaculate, your testicles will swell up and hurt after some time.
There is a difference between relief, and sex because it feels good or the person is addicted. There are also other methods to release the sexual pressure instead of actual sex.
Still insane huh Huwy? I don't know why anyone would choose that over conversation that would clear up the insanity. I can talk to you about any of that if you are civil.
It is kind of funny no one else talks about any of it. I have a mental image of all these psychos sitting around telling themselves that this is all delusions and they will not get involved.
I am glad I am not so arrogant anymore. I learn a lot more being open minded than I did back when I was convinced technology and science was the only thing there was. And anyone who thought otherwise was a superstitious idiot.
It is kind of funny no one else talks about any of it. I have a mental image of all these psychos sitting around telling themselves that this is all delusions and they will not get involved.
I am glad I am not so arrogant anymore. I learn a lot more being open minded than I did back when I was convinced technology and science was the only thing there was. And anyone who thought otherwise was a superstitious idiot.
At first my motivation to post was to "fight" as you put it - to argue, and prove that happeh is wrong about many things.
On the other hand I realised that not only is it impossible to "win" anything, let alone have a reasonable or fair conversation with happeh, but if one were to "fight" it would be like pillow fighting a hyperactive child, who attacks you one minute saying "I win I win" and then runs away crying screaming "not fair!" the next.
Ever heard the quote
"I would take you on in a battle of wits, if I thought you were suitably armed."??
Thus it doesn't seem appropriate to me to "fight" at all, and rather my posts have been for my own amusement and for the amusement of others reading this thread - perhaps humour is the only way we can cope with an individual who claims that masturbation causes aids.
Happeh, why do you talk to people on the internet, when you aren't willing to actually read what they have to say?
Before calling me "insane", Have you considered all the possibilities as to why, forum after forum, all the members criticise what you say, laugh at what you say, and kick you off?
Coincidence? Conspiracy? Or something more mysterious?
On the other hand I realised that not only is it impossible to "win" anything, let alone have a reasonable or fair conversation with happeh, but if one were to "fight" it would be like pillow fighting a hyperactive child, who attacks you one minute saying "I win I win" and then runs away crying screaming "not fair!" the next.
Ever heard the quote
"I would take you on in a battle of wits, if I thought you were suitably armed."??
Thus it doesn't seem appropriate to me to "fight" at all, and rather my posts have been for my own amusement and for the amusement of others reading this thread - perhaps humour is the only way we can cope with an individual who claims that masturbation causes aids.
Happeh, why do you talk to people on the internet, when you aren't willing to actually read what they have to say?
Before calling me "insane", Have you considered all the possibilities as to why, forum after forum, all the members criticise what you say, laugh at what you say, and kick you off?
Coincidence? Conspiracy? Or something more mysterious?
believe it or not this is the first time i ever heard itHuwy said:
yeah, i know what you mean about "fighting" him.
i'm just concerned that someone that doesn't know the story will get the wrong impression.
so i gotta keep comeing back and refut everything he says.
i want you to read the above qoute of yours happehHappeh said:
now after reading it ask yourself the following question
how many old people do you know that isn't in perfect health?
yes happehs theory, the age old problem of ageing itself.
why gee happeh your a genius ! !
from wiki
There are much older songs on the subject, including this old parody on a classic operatic tune (sing to the tune of "Funiculì, funiculà"):
Last night, I lay my head upon my pillow,
But stayed up late, to masturbate.
Last night, I lay myself upon my bed, but
I stayed awake, for pleasure's sake.
You should see me working on the short strokes,
It's really grand, I use my hand;
You should see me working on the long strokes,
It's really neat, I use my feet.
Smash it! Bash it! Pound it on the floor!
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!
Oh, it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat,
Isn't life divine,
Funiculì, funiculà.
There are much older songs on the subject, including this old parody on a classic operatic tune (sing to the tune of "Funiculì, funiculà"):
Last night, I lay my head upon my pillow,
But stayed up late, to masturbate.
Last night, I lay myself upon my bed, but
I stayed awake, for pleasure's sake.
You should see me working on the short strokes,
It's really grand, I use my hand;
You should see me working on the long strokes,
It's really neat, I use my feet.
Smash it! Bash it! Pound it on the floor!
Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!
Oh, it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat,
Isn't life divine,
Funiculì, funiculà.
Huwy said:
You are pathetic.
Your post is a rehash of what Cris and others have said to you. You have no original thoughts. You are a lemming. You are a tape recorder. I have asked you nicely 2 or 3 times if I could allay your problems. Each time you talk smack to me.
I would advise you and anyone else to stay away from psychiatrists or psychologists or whatever. They have been trained to stop you from recognizing reality and to fill your head with crap like you are repeating above.
Your relations with people will never be normal if you take in that psychologist crap. Sigmund Freud was a cocaine user. The focus on his theories and the practice of psychology is part of Israeli World Domination.
Never do a lick of real work. Sit around at a desk, living the easy life. Charge someone 200 dollars to come and talk to you. Most people talk to other people for free. These guys get 200 bucks an hour to talk to you the same way the waittress down at the diner talks to you. Or the guy at the bus stop talks to you.
What they do is fill your head full of lies so that you become divorced from whatever reality made you seek them out. They do not fix the problem, the stir your brain up so much that you either don't think about the problem anymore, or you become convinced it is not a problem.
Basically they tell you what you want to hear so you continue to return to them on a weekly basis and keep making their caviar payment for them.
See Snake's offer of 1 million pounds to me to prove my theory. The man is a snake but he has convinced hundreds of poor trusting fools to make his house payment, his car payment, his caviar and champagne payments.
Have I ever asked any of you for 1 dime in my efforts to help you? Nope.
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You guys are really boring. You know that? There is more intelligence and curiosity in a room full of kids. Adults suck. Really. They lose their imaginantion and curiosity. They are afraid to take chances because people will laugh at them. They have to roped, tied to a truck and literally dragged into a new situation or believing new ideas.
This is work. It is not fun.
Since we seem to have the remedial class or the retard class here, let me do something drastic. I told you that the Israelis control the USA. They use this control to tell lies to the people to make them sick and easy to control. It is all in the protocols of zion. And even if it wasn't, it is no different from what any country does to another country they are attacking.
The isrealis promote homosexuality because homosexual men do not fight back. Last night I was sickened. There was a new show on TV. The cast has 4 people. of the 4 people, only one is healthy. Guess what? The healthy character is labeled as gay. The unhealthy ones are a womanizer, a mother and a father. The subtle programming is, "in this group of 4 people, the gay man is healthy". So all the impressionable lemmings, like Huwy, go out to be gay.
This is leading to my point. The way the Israelis destroy the women is to the idea of thinness. The idea of being thin makes women sick, and takes their womanness from them. This is something I don't want to explain because the post will be gigantic. You can ask me.
This focus on thinness makes the women sick and crazy so they cannot be a wife or a mother. The family is dysfunctional. Dysfunctional families do not have the strength to function, much less resist Israeli World Domination.
It is very easy, simple and obvious to see what the results are from the focus on thinness. It is very easy to see how the woman gets sick. The way in which the woman gets sick is explained by Happeh Theory. Israelis know all about Happeh Theory ideas. Of course they have their own explanations. Their actions show that they possess the knowledge of Happeh Theory.
Please inspect this picture.
This woman is a model. She has lots of status. Young girls look at the picture and say "I want to grow up like her to be a famous model in the news".
This woman is totally messed up. The curved line on the head shows the way her head wants to turn. It does this because of the underlying structural damage to the body. The double horizontal parallel lines show how her hips are not level. That is not what I want to focus on. What I want to focus on is the arrow at the side of the body.
The arrow at the side of the body points to a large depression. Look at it for awhile. Even if you don't know anything about the human body, does that look natural? It looks like an animal took a bite out of her side.
That is the major effect caused by anorexia or the focus on thinness. All of these women will get a big large hole in their side just like this woman has. This hole affects the health of the woman, her mental state and her ability to be a woman.
Now that I have switched from men to women. And the hole on the side of that woman is as big as a manhole cover, no one can miss it, I wonder how you'all will stretch and contort to deny what you see or invent other explanations for it.
Before you mention it, yes the woman is dancing. Yes she has turned her head and body on purpose. That doesn't make any difference in my claims about the status of her body.
I keep telling you. I got 1000 pictures. Men, women and children. Any pose you care to examine. Every single one is corroboration for the claims of Happeh Theory.
This is work. It is not fun.
Since we seem to have the remedial class or the retard class here, let me do something drastic. I told you that the Israelis control the USA. They use this control to tell lies to the people to make them sick and easy to control. It is all in the protocols of zion. And even if it wasn't, it is no different from what any country does to another country they are attacking.
The isrealis promote homosexuality because homosexual men do not fight back. Last night I was sickened. There was a new show on TV. The cast has 4 people. of the 4 people, only one is healthy. Guess what? The healthy character is labeled as gay. The unhealthy ones are a womanizer, a mother and a father. The subtle programming is, "in this group of 4 people, the gay man is healthy". So all the impressionable lemmings, like Huwy, go out to be gay.
This is leading to my point. The way the Israelis destroy the women is to the idea of thinness. The idea of being thin makes women sick, and takes their womanness from them. This is something I don't want to explain because the post will be gigantic. You can ask me.
This focus on thinness makes the women sick and crazy so they cannot be a wife or a mother. The family is dysfunctional. Dysfunctional families do not have the strength to function, much less resist Israeli World Domination.
It is very easy, simple and obvious to see what the results are from the focus on thinness. It is very easy to see how the woman gets sick. The way in which the woman gets sick is explained by Happeh Theory. Israelis know all about Happeh Theory ideas. Of course they have their own explanations. Their actions show that they possess the knowledge of Happeh Theory.
Please inspect this picture.
This woman is a model. She has lots of status. Young girls look at the picture and say "I want to grow up like her to be a famous model in the news".
This woman is totally messed up. The curved line on the head shows the way her head wants to turn. It does this because of the underlying structural damage to the body. The double horizontal parallel lines show how her hips are not level. That is not what I want to focus on. What I want to focus on is the arrow at the side of the body.
The arrow at the side of the body points to a large depression. Look at it for awhile. Even if you don't know anything about the human body, does that look natural? It looks like an animal took a bite out of her side.
That is the major effect caused by anorexia or the focus on thinness. All of these women will get a big large hole in their side just like this woman has. This hole affects the health of the woman, her mental state and her ability to be a woman.
Now that I have switched from men to women. And the hole on the side of that woman is as big as a manhole cover, no one can miss it, I wonder how you'all will stretch and contort to deny what you see or invent other explanations for it.
Before you mention it, yes the woman is dancing. Yes she has turned her head and body on purpose. That doesn't make any difference in my claims about the status of her body.
I keep telling you. I got 1000 pictures. Men, women and children. Any pose you care to examine. Every single one is corroboration for the claims of Happeh Theory.
Happeh, you are talkin nonesense and in th e process causing all kinds of hist with yer propaganda...putting down Jewish people, Israelies, Homosexuals, people who masturbate, the group here sharing this debate wid u, etc etc etc
you are just pushing a very fascistic agenda and it speaks volummes reegarding your OWn repression of YOUR sexual feelings.......loosen up dude
you are just pushing a very fascistic agenda and it speaks volummes reegarding your OWn repression of YOUR sexual feelings.......loosen up dude
my craziness?Happeh said:
well gee happeh wasn't it you that said that a 7 year old girl that got repeatedly raped was a slut?
wasn't it you that implied you were super genius and said
excessive masturbation was the leading cause of death due to aids?
i don't know how much crazier you can get than that.
everyone can see what a whack job you are
and if i am correct you are the only one that ignores me
so yes you ignoring me really hurts my feelings
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