Masturbation is for Losers

[leopold]

i wonder how many jews are reading happehs posts and cringeing in their chairs.

cole
it does absolutely no good to say anything to the (insert phrase here)
he believes all science b.s. all scientists liars and cheats
he compares the body to hard boiled eggs and bowls of spaghiti
i could go on and on and on but i trust you get my point

 

[SnakeLord]

Once again, twisting and turning anything a person says, just like a snake twists and turns.

Once again showing some kind of strange obsession with my internet nickname - and so much so that you actually avoided responding to any of the points I'd made. I find it weak, Happeh, (who's name is similar to 'happy' which is synonymous with 'gay'). Yes Happeh, we can both do that. I personally fail to see the merit of it, but if you feel it needed to avoid getting involved in the actual discussion, then don't let me stop you.

Keep telling yourself that Snake.

Pay attention Happeh, I'm not telling me, I'm telling you. Are any of the people you have shown blind or limbless? Yes or no Happeh?

that is a great seque into the next picture.

I would have thought, (being as intelligent and superior as you claim to be), that you would have now learnt that you cannot use photos of people in this instance unless you can show a link between the apparent symptoms, (that are not symptoms), that you describe and masturbation. All the time you spend on google images is utterly pointless.

 

[Happeh]

happeh,
you must present more healthy subjects.
The one, yes one, picture you posted was not conclusive as there were two pictures put up of the same person by huwy (i think) in which Bernanke looked just as tilted and damaged as any of your examples of unhealthy people.

No problem. Here is a picture of a healthy guy. If you stop fighting and admit what you see, it is not a big deal to see the difference. The guys head is fat and round. All the other guys have dented and skinny heads. There is a "bursting with health quality" about the man. Like squeezing cookie dough out of the package or squeezing toothpaste out of the tube.

p.s.
cryptic hints about "possession" shown in a picture of some people dancing make you look silly - you need to stop with the teaching and get with the evidence.

No they don't. They help me find out who knows what, and who is open minded and who is not.

You know that picture above? That is about the most obvious example of human energy I have ever seen. I don't know how you can be blind to it. I am certain you will be.

You say we will be able to see these things with enough experience, but if you know anything about humans you will realize that humans pattern match for survival - they can make conclusions from any situation, and unless you provide evidence, that will be my conclusion as to how you have arrived at your conclusions - overactive pattern matching.

You guys are scientists. You are in your heads too much. You are not in touch with your bodies. What I am doing is no different from

A masseuse knowing where you need massage by looking at you
An acupuncturist knowing where to needle you by looking at you
A farmer knowing a good cow by looking at it
A trainer knowing a good fighter by looking at him
A scout knowing a good baseball prospect when he see's one.

In your zeal to put me down, you throw all common sense out the window and end up looking foolish.

p.p.s don't you know that many people have one leg at least a little bit shorter than the other with or without drugs and masturbation?

I agree with you.

 

[Happeh]

All the time you spend on google images is utterly pointless.

You just never stop do you? Talk about beating a dead horse. You remind me of those homeless guys that follow cars in the intersection, shouting invective at them for some imaginary slight.

 

[SnakeLord]

Oopsie, same guy you posted above showing the symptoms you have described. I'm amazed you didn't pick up on it.

Tilted head, nub of an ear, mouth open on one side, one eye smaller than the other, skinny head etc etc.. And you called him healthy.

Happeh goes down the plughole..

You just never stop do you? Talk about beating a dead horse. You remind me of those homeless guys that follow cars in the intersection, shouting invective at them for some imaginary slight.

Going to ever concentrate on the actual topic or just keep up with your pointless irrelevancies instead?

 

[leopold]

watch him explain it away

 

[leopold]

all your inelligence and your being paddled by snakelord

 

[leopold]

i told happeh a good way to prove his theory is this
take one picture of a known masturbater
mix it in with 15 or so that are not
pick the masturbater
if he can do that under controlled conditions then he might have something
but of course he totally passed it over

 

[SnakeLord]

And, just to prove to you that I have conducted tests in accordance with 'Happeh science', I hereby present this to show beyond any doubt that you are wrong:

 

[cole grey]

ok, that guy looks healthy, except he is about 10 pounds overweight, and he looks prematurely bald, but overall he looks much healthier.
(Still, why is it that all those gurus you see pictures of have tons of hair even when they get old? You can't tell me going bald is healthy.)

Now prove to us, NOT BY INFERENCE, that the guy you called "healthy", doesn't excessively masturbate, have sex, or do drugs.
Do you know this person, have all of his intimate details?
If you do, this is a good start.


P.S. his teeth look capped too, so maybe he is an ex-heroin addict whose teeth got rotten. You can't just post pictures without the background info.

P.P.S. nice analysis of the picture snakelord, that is funny.

EDIT - and what about that healthy guy having his body twisted so he can keep his head straight, he can do it, but if bill gates does it, it is a symptom... huh?

 

[wesmorris]

leo, I really don't think heppah is interested in further "proving" his theory. either he's simply in this for the ego trip drama queen angle, or his critical thinking is crap and he already believes he's proven it. any other possiblities?

 

[leopold]

it's been suggested that he might be gay and this is his way of trying to deal with it.

he could aslo be deliberately useing up bandwidth.

he can tell that no one agrees with him. he's been banned from sites for this crap. i've yet to figure out his motives

 

[James R]

Happeh:

Regarding Bill Gates...

Even though his head is straight, his body is not. On his right leg is an arrow showing the centerline of the leg. It is not vertically straight. It travels from right to left. The curved line on his left leg shows how his leg is curved. The entire left side of his body is atrophied. Because the left side has atrophied, it cannot support his body in a vertically straight position.

And yet, that is exactly what it is doing in the photo!

He has the majority of his weight on the left leg.

The side of the face to the outside of the red line is the area of the head that is atrophied.

Do you understand shadows, Happeh? I don't think you do.

You have no idea what you are speaking of. You have no expereince with the human body that bears on this discussion. You have no idea of my background or half of the information I know. You admitted you knew nothing of Ayurveda. What else don't you know about?

We haven't even started on Ayurveda yet. Would you like to discuss that? Is Ayurvedic medicine the same as Happeh theory? If not, what are the differences and similarities? If Ayurvedic medicine scientifically confirmed? Or is it a quasi-religious practice? Or something else?

This is the same old thing. My evidence is weak. And the only evidence you will accept is studies and scientists. And there are none of those because I originated the theory.

As I told you before, then, it is incumbent on you to do the studies, or convince somebody else to do them. Otherwise, why should anybody believe you? You have a subjective theory, with no objective facts. All your interpretations are questionable. As I have already shown with all the evidence you've presented, other explanations are equally likely, at least prima facie.

 

[James R]

ROFL @ SnakeLord.

 

[Happeh]

pointless

 

[leopold]

all people deteriorate as they get older
physically, mentally and it doesn't matter if masturbated or not
but of course ignore that too.

 

[Happeh]

And, just to prove to you that I have conducted tests in accordance with 'Happeh science', I hereby present this to show beyond any doubt that you are wrong:

You are learning! The bottom left picture. You have the separation point of the face on the left side of the picture almost perfect. You also got the shoulders. You got the centerpoint of the body going up thru the head showing how the head is asymmetrical on the centerpoint of the body. I am impressed.

Next you have to describe why he looks like that. At the structural level.

 

[Happeh]

ok, that guy looks healthy, except he is about 10 pounds overweight, and he looks prematurely bald, but overall he looks much healthier.
(Still, why is it that all those gurus you see pictures of have tons of hair even when they get old? You can't tell me going bald is healthy.)

Why not? Getting bald is a sign of a certain type of maturation the human body goes thru. If you are healthy or doing the right exercises, you will most likely go bald in a particular way. You end up with the big round bald looking head like his.

How old are you? Feel on your head where the temple holes are. Feel 1/2 or 1 inch forward into the forehead area. There should be a vertical ridge there. The thicker and harder that gets, if you are old, the more the hair seems to recede. And it recedes from that area. It should travel vertically for a short distance, than begin to curve back over the head. Feels kind of like armor plate on your skull.

Now prove to us, NOT BY INFERENCE, that the guy you called "healthy", doesn't excessively masturbate, have sex, or do drugs.
Do you know this person, have all of his intimate details?
If you do, this is a good start.

Sorry. Snakelord made me take a good look at the picture. He has done something in his past. I would guess the usual of masturbation. He is a good example of how a person can overcome what has happened. He has learned about energy so he adjusts his body to compensate for the atrophied part of the body. Excellent work. I was so blasted by his energy I never even looked closely.

P.S. his teeth look capped too, so maybe he is an ex-heroin addict whose teeth got rotten. You can't just post pictures without the background info.

EDIT - and what about that healthy guy having his body twisted so he can keep his head straight, he can do it, but if bill gates does it, it is a symptom... huh?

This is hard to describe. I am thinking about it.

I think I am going to say it is relative for now. The other men for the most part were thin and did not look very healthy in general. This man is fat, big round headed, and looking like he is bursting with energy.

My position is that, on a weak person, the damage would be more apparent. On a healthier person, it would not be so obvious because their health is so good.

 

[Happeh]

Happeh:

And yet, that is exactly what it is doing in the photo!

He has the majority of his weight on the left leg.

That leg is a peg. It is not a fully functional, healthy leg.

Do you understand shadows, Happeh? I don't think you do.

Yes I do. I hate saying this because people go nuts but I obviously see things others do not. I know what I am looking at. It is bruising on the side of the head caused by extreme compression. To me it is obvious. If it is not to you or others, all I can say is that it must be experience.

We haven't even started on Ayurveda yet. Would you like to discuss that? Is Ayurvedic medicine the same as Happeh theory? If not, what are the differences and similarities? If Ayurvedic medicine scientifically confirmed? Or is it a quasi-religious practice? Or something else?

I do not want to talk about Ayurveda. My hope was to get people to see that other cultures have other ideas. I know that Ayurveda says that sex can cause health problems so I pointed at that one.

As I told you before, then, it is incumbent on you to do the studies, or convince somebody else to do them. Otherwise, why should anybody believe you? You have a subjective theory, with no objective facts. All your interpretations are questionable. As I have already shown with all the evidence you've presented, other explanations are equally likely, at least prima facie.

Baloney! Studies are never going to happen. We are people in a forums. We do not work at a corporation. We are not applying for a grant. I do not understand this insistence that no decisions can be made unless large amounts of money are spent.

If you were a venture capitalist, and I was looking for money, then I would understand your postion completely. I would be prepared for all of the remarks. To me this is a friendly discussion with people trying to verify something on their own.

Let's say the riding lawnmower broke. All of us neighbors are gathered round to tinker with it. Some guy will of course say "take it to the shop". Yes we could take it to the shop. But we could do it ourselves if we all worked at it together. Drink a few beers, have fun, make some mistakes, then, maybe hours later, the riding mower is working again. Maybe it would have been done in 1 hour at the shop. But we did it, we had fun, and we all learned how to fix riding lawnmowers.

 

[leopold]

here you go happeh
http://grants.nih.gov/grants/oer.htm