Masturbation is for Losers

[Huwy]

I also highly recommend downloading this video
http://www.angrypenis.org/HappehSunday/Masturbation/TowelVideo/TowelVideoSmall.avi

which depicts a 3D model of a man actually masturbating his penis! And drying his buttocks with a towel.

"usually the hand that masturbates becomes longer while the hand that doesn't masturbate becomes shorter. this can happen in as little as 1 year."

 

[Huwy]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t=282675&page=4&pp=20

Despite my sense of pity, I'm still curious: WHO is the angry penis?

 

[Huwy]

""You remind me of women. I took an anatomy class where we had a real corpse. It was a male corpse. I took the class so I could learn about the stuff inside of me.

The teacher was an old granny lady. I get along well with old grannies because I was raised to be respectful of old people. We hit it off and she made me an unofficial helper.
I was in with the corpse for some kind of assignment. Find this stuff and that stuff on the corpse, write down your description of it. I was the guy who was sheparding the corpse for the teacher. She would send in 4 or 5 people, then she lectured the rest of them to keep them busy.
People are coming in and out. Then a group of women comes in. Some of them were older women, like 30's looking older. They walk in and stand in a circle around the corpse. Then the weirdest thing happens. They all start pulling their witch stuff. I can feel the energy in the room gathering and suddenly I find myself thinking about penis. It was a corpse so his penis was just laying there plain as day.
Those women were in an anatomy class. Their job was to examine the corpse for landmarks and write a description. But these women were like you, they walked into the room and all they saw was a penis. I had been in the room all class period and all semester. He was a dead stinking guy who somebody cut up with a knife. Sure his penis was hanging out. So what? I didn't sign up for penis inspection class, I signed up for anatomy class.
Those sluts. I wondered if some of them were virgins. They were so freaky acting i wondered if that was the first penis they had ever seen. I literally had to walk out of the room because they wouldn't stop thinking about penis. I couldn't do my job because I was picking up their focusing on the penis. I reached out and grabbed a big vein in the leg right by the penis. That is how fiercely those women were thinking about penis. So strongly that they almost made me reach out and grab the dead guys penis.""
-Happeh
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6809325&postcount=90

 

[madanthonywayne]

wiggle, wiggle, BOOM!

It lasted for all of 2 seconds I swear, and I cracked up laughing at myself, and reaffirmed that yea, that's just a waste of time...even if it's just 2 seconds...lmao.

Women do not understand the importance of sex to men. For women, sex is like candy. It's nice, you like it, but if it's not available, no big deal. For men, sex is like food. The longer you go without it, the more it occupies your thoughts until you get to the point where it's all you think of. You can't concentrate and every women you run into seems attactive if she weighs in under two hundred pounds and is under fifty. No man is probably ever santisfied with the amount of sex he gets unless he has the good fortune to date a nympho or has his own personal harem. That being the case, masturbation will always be necesary.

 

[leopold]

from net doctor

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/sexandrelationships/malesexproblems/200981.html

 

[Huwy]

He says its nonsense, and he is a real general practitioner.

Better to masturbate every day than to be fixated and obsessed with the penis right?

 

[Happeh]

posted by Happeh at
http://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=81368&page=3&pp=15

""They can kill someone without touching them.
You know how Darth Vader choked that guy out in the first Star War movies? Vader made that choking motion with his hands and the guy started choking? That is real. People can really do that.
The martial arts guy just reaches into the other guys body and stops his heart.""


hahahaaha oh please happeh don't choke me or give me a heart attack with your magic powers!!

Following the path of Q in learning how to snoop on people around the internet huh? I knew that something bad was going to happen when you emulated Leopold that day.

You are a lemming Huwy. You copy whoever appears strongest. Unless they are by themselves like me. Then you copy the strongest attitude of the largest group of people.

As for your ridicule, grow up. Talk to me, I would explain it to you. Laugh and you stay ignorant. If you had any brain at all, you would see that I posted the same comments here, over in the political forums. There was no need for you to snoop around the internet to find something to ridicule me with. You could have just gone to the politics forums.

 

[Happeh]

He says its nonsense, and he is a real general practitioner.

Better to masturbate every day than to be fixated and obsessed with the penis right?

Insane? What was your purpose in spamming quotes of me? Do you want to be my public relations person?

You need help. If you would talk, instead of ridicule, maybe I would have some idea of how to help. Obviously something I have said has unbalanced your mind. I might be able to fix it if you told me what it was that has sent you off your rocker.

Or were you just being rude and trying to bury my latest posts behind all that trash you posted?

 

[Happeh]

I also highly recommend downloading this video
http://www.angrypenis.org/HappehSunday/Masturbation/TowelVideo/TowelVideoSmall.avi

which depicts a 3D model of a man actually masturbating his penis! And drying his buttocks with a towel.

"usually the hand that masturbates becomes longer while the hand that doesn't masturbate becomes shorter. this can happen in as little as 1 year."

Huwy. You are a just as bad as Q. Like a mother going thru their son's room or a wife going thru the man's pockets.

If I wanted people to know about that video, I would tell them.

Teaching people is a complicated process. If someone like you comes along who is weak minded, I ration out what I say. You cannot take the changes in reality. You go crazy. I would talk to you very slowly and give you what I think you can handle.

Instead, because I have chosen to make things openly available to people, you go someplace I never told you about, snoop around, and read things that are too much for you. Those things are so powerful that it completely breaks your small mind and now we can all see the result.

Because of your actions, how many other people are going to look at the video before they are ready, and go crazy like you have gone crazy?

I have a choice. I can remove my material from the web so that snoops cannot get the material and spoil the linear progression of what I say, driving themselves and many others crazy in the process. Or I can leave it there so any person anywhere in the world can get at it.

Frankly, your mental health means about as much to me as a stray hurt dog. I care about stray hurt dogs. I am not going to go out of my way for them. I suppose I am talking myself into leaving the stuff up and just accepting that people like you are going to be mentally impacted by my work.

I try to talk to people like you into being reasonable. If you won't, and you go do something that makes you crazy, it is not my responsibility. You did what you did on your own initiative.

 

[Happeh]

Women do not understand the importance of sex to men. For women, sex is like candy. It's nice, you like it, but if it's not available, no big deal.

You must be white. Only white women act like that. That is because they do not know what sex is about. They are learning though. That is why all the white women chase the black man now. The white man usually doesn't know about sex either. I would guess many of the men in this science forums do not know what sex is about. A side effect of choosing sceince as a vocation. A maybe it is the reason men choose science as a vocation. After all, if you are getting laid all the time when you are 18-24, who is going to go to college to study?

For men, sex is like food. The longer you go without it, the more it occupies your thoughts

until you get to the point where it's all you think of. You can't concentrate and every women you run into seems attactive if she weighs in under two hundred pounds and is under fifty. No man is probably ever santisfied with the amount of sex he gets unless he has the good fortune to date a nympho or has his own personal harem.

For anyone, heroin is like food. The longer you go without it, the more it occupies your thoughts until you get to the point that it's all you think of. You can't concentrate and every thing you run into seems to make you think of heroin. No man is probably every satisfied with the amount of heroin he gets, unless he overdoses.

That being the case, masturbation will always be necesary.

If you read what I right, I have never said masturbation is not necessary. I plainly said there is a price to pay for excessive masturbation etc.

I agree that occasionally, masturbation may be necessary. It is always healthier to have partner sex. But if none is available, and it is necessary, then masturbation can be used. Even then, it would be better to use an artifical device than to use your hand to masturbate.

 

[leopold]

I was looking thru an article on high IQ societies. You know. Mensa, that kind of thing. Look what I found.
"Minerva Society (1 out of 1,000)
Founded in 1987 by Kevin Langdon, Fred Britton, Jalon Leach, and Richard Weatherwax at the 99.9 percentile."
You remember my name, don't you Q?
Do you really believe in coincidences?

yes i believe in coincidence
you are a fraud happeh, a loser

living proof there can be no rightous god.

any "man" that calls a raped little girl a slut like you did . . .

 

[SnakeLord]

I plainly said there is a price to pay for excessive masturbation etc.

While the 'price' has continually evolved over the last 40 pages, you originally stated that; "masturbation makes you go blind and lose your limbs".

The amusing thing is that of all the pictures you have provided, none of them are blind and none of them have lost any limbs.

You have then progressed from there to state that tilted necks are another form of masturbation damage.

The amusing thing is that of the people you have posted pictures of, all of them can be found to have completely straight necks in other photographs. This of course should have been known by you, as should the fact that every human tilts their neck at certain times.

So, to conclude thus far:

1) Your original claim of blindness and loss of limbs remains completely unssuported by you.

2) Your claim that a tilted head is due to masturbation damage can be shown false whenever someone provides a picture of that same person with a straight neck, (as has been done).

You then went on recently to avoid the straight neck issue and evolve the claim to state that masturbation causes a person to lean on one leg. I might aswell point out that Bill Gates is holding something that weighs approx 5kg. You will find that when holding something of weight in one hand, you will tend to lean slightly in the manner the photograph depicts. I urge you to try it.

Now here is the problem: Whenever someone manages to refute your claims, you add a brand new one to your theory. What I would ask is that you take the time to lay your theory out in full. If freckles, big noses, male pattern baldness, nostril hair etc etc yada yada are a sign of masturbation damage then please include them here in full.

Thank you.

 

[Happeh]

While the 'price' has continually evolved over the last 40 pages, you originally stated that; "masturbation makes you go blind and lose your limbs".

The amusing thing is that of all the pictures you have provided, none of them are blind and none of them have lost any limbs.

Are you saying blindness is only 100%? I define "going blind" as the degradation of the vision from 100% to something less. Same idea applies to the arms and legs. And there is a list of masturbation symptoms 1 entire page long in my book.

If freckles, big noses, male pattern baldness, nostril hair etc etc yada yada are a sign of masturbation damage then please include them here in full.

Thank you.

You can find the details you demand in my book.

 

[duendy]

is sad this propaganda about wanking Happeh. seems like yeron a crusade. i suggest you read Manufacturing Madnes by Thomas Szasz and see how the big boys demonized wanking. it may seem funny but it aint..!! religious indoctrination and psytchiatry have done more to guilt people about self pleasuring.....and it creates all kinds of conflict, and incites sadism. cause when people are made to feel guilty about erpticism, then that repression and suppression becomes distorted and like said can become cruel in farious ways

also. your reductive understanding about tis--surprising regarding yer openmindedness in sudoforums--never mehtioned that wanking for males can necessiate th need for more zinc inthe diet, etc etc etc

i am quite sure yo will take not much notice of tis critique and will keep preachin. but i've said it.....read that book!!!

 

[cosmictraveler]

...who can't get a date.

Where is this coming from and what does it have to do with religion?

Well, the other night, I overheard a lovely young man talking about how he just can't seem to turn himself on anymore. And I thought well that's cool, since you're not supposed to be turning yourself on. That's my job!

It says in the Bible that your "stuff" belongs to someone else anyway...that is, your future mate. So hands off...give it a rest already! You're supposed to be saving it for someone special. It's meant to be something special...something shared. What's there to share if it's not so special...if it's all used up?

Just so you know where I'm coming from...I've been celebate for going on 5 years (except for one very hideous drunken mistake that lasted for about 5 minutes)...and I haven't masturbated for at least a couple of years...2 or 3 maybe. Except for this one time about a year ago or so...funny, funny stuff...I had someone on my mind alot, and these thoughts of him got me all worked up. So I decided to relieve some tension, and it was like...

wiggle, wiggle, BOOM!

It lasted for all of 2 seconds I swear, and I cracked up laughing at myself, and reaffirmed that yea, that's just a waste of time...even if it's just 2 seconds...lmao.

Back in the day, I used to do it alot. Especially after I stopped having sex with other people. But it got to the point where I had a negative association with it. The thoughts that would go through my mind while doing it were not what I would consider to be "pure" or "positive" in any way. And logic told me that if I wasn't willing to settle for the wrong man, then I wasn't willing to settle for my finger or some lifeless and cold plastic implement either. It just wasn't satisfying anymore...not that it ever really was.

So now, and for years now, I've been saving myself for my future husband. Anyone else out there think that's a good idea?

Wiggle, wiggle, BOOM!

I'd rather see people mastrubate than rape someone to get their rocks off, that is a man I am speaking about.

As for women they can do whatever they feel is right for themselves for many of them won't ever get a man to have sex with for one reason or another. So why shoud they be deprived of having a self induced orgasim, it sure won't hurt them will it.

 

[duendy]

,,also i may add. dont want to just limit 'guilting' to acting ot of sadism, and vaious forms of frustration which can manifest as crulty and self abuse via other routes.....ut self-suppression regarding eroticism can really lead to dis-ease
for women and men, self-love is a stress reducer. obviously. just like sexual acts between people. some pople ven claim that slf-pleasuring can even be more fulfilling regarding orgasm..........stress. stress built up wid no release is a bad tang. try puttin you finger in a boiling kettle and see what happenes


so all yo boys ad girls alistnin to happeh's propaganda. you just do what comes natrually, and make sure yo always eat plenty energy, plus zinc, selenium, etc...

 

[SnakeLord]

Are you saying blindness is only 100%?

If someone is 'blind', as opposed to having diminished eyesight - then yes. You claimed they would go blind, not need to buy a pair of glasses.

You can find the details you demand in my book.

If I had have 'demanded' anything, you'd find I would not have said "please" or "thank you". Those two combined showed that I was making a request.

And I see what it comes down to. This was all done for the sake of advertising. The minute anyone asks a question you can't answer you tell them to buy your book.

Once again:

1) Your original claim of blindness and loss of limbs remains completely unssuported by you.

2) Your claim that a tilted head is due to masturbation damage can be shown false whenever someone provides a picture of that same person with a straight neck, (as has been done).

Do you have anything else?

 

[Happeh]

""The way a person kills somone is that their electromagnetic field reaches into the other person's body and takes control of it. You can kill a person, choke them or control them like a marionette. This phenomenon is what the concept of possession is based on.""

Huwy. All you have to do is talk to me. Here is a picture demonstrating what I call possession. It won't mean anything to you because you do not understand. But that is what it is.

 

[Happeh]

If someone is 'blind', as opposed to having diminished eyesight - then yes. You claimed they would go blind, not need to buy a pair of glasses.

If I had have 'demanded' anything, you'd find I would not have said "please" or "thank you". Those two combined showed that I was making a request.

And I see what it comes down to. This was all done for the sake of advertising. The minute anyone asks a question you can't answer you tell them to buy your book.

Once again, twisting and turning anything a person says, just like a snake twists and turns.

Once again:

1) Your original claim of blindness and loss of limbs remains completely unssuported by you.

2) Your claim that a tilted head is due to masturbation damage can be shown false whenever someone provides a picture of that same person with a straight neck, (as has been done).

Do you have anything else?

Keep telling yourself that Snake. After a month or so, you are going to fold. Since you are asking for something else, that is a great seque into the next picture.

Here is the previous 6 wankers.

Here is the new image for today

Again we have a man who thinks torture is a good idea. In fact, he wrote the legal opinion justifying torture. Just like Happeh Theory says, he has lost touch with his feelings. Torture makes people scream loud. He can feel those kinds of emotions.

His head is tilted to the right. Just like the other 7 men. His shoulders tilt from high left to low right. Just like the other men. He has a big right eye and a small looking left eye. Just like Happeh Theory says. One of his ears is "missing" in the same way that the cocaine users ear is "missing". The man's face appears to be thinner on one side than the other, thought the compression artifacting obscures the details.

This picture is good in that it shows another symptom not yet pointed out. Naturally an asymmetrical face means an asymmetrical mouth. The mouth will stretch and widen on the side of the masturbating hand. The right side of his mouth appears larger than the left side of his mouth. Another symptom I do not know if I mentioned is the hair part. The parting of the hair is a diagnostic tool to the condition of the underlying animal. As you can see, everyone except Cheney has a receding part of the hair on the upper left.

EDIT: I am looking at all 8 pictures on the entire monitor. I just broke up laughing thinking about how you guys can look at 8 similar pictures and not at least have a doubt that maybe I am on to something.

I look forward to the creative reasons for why all 8 men look the way the do for some reason or the other. But don't forget. I have another 900 pictures looking the exact same way to show you.

 

[cole grey]

happeh,

you must present more healthy subjects.
The one, yes one, picture you posted was not conclusive as there were two pictures put up of the same person by huwy (i think) in which Bernanke looked just as tilted and damaged as any of your examples of unhealthy people.


p.s.
cryptic hints about "possession" shown in a picture of some people dancing make you look silly - you need to stop with the teaching and get with the evidence.
You say we will be able to see these things with enough experience, but if you know anything about humans you will realize that humans pattern match for survival - they can make conclusions from any situation, and unless you provide evidence, that will be my conclusion as to how you have arrived at your conclusions - overactive pattern matching.

p.p.s don't you know that many people have one leg at least a little bit shorter than the other with or without drugs and masturbation?