Masturbation is for Losers

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Buddha1 said:
My female colleague's female friend had recently got married. It was a love marriage (not common in my country!). The husband had not had sex with her before marriage as they had mutually decided to postpone it till marriage. On the night that they have their first sex, the man stated in despondence, "I had enjoyed doing masturbation better than this".

That is another reason masturbation is bad for you.

After the party, instead of going home with a women, guys would rather go home with their hand.
 
Happeh said:
That is the reason for the Israeli plan to destroy muslims.

Quick! I say Catholic....You say..........molester.

That was the Israeli plan. No one in the entire world thinks about the Catholic church without thinking child molestation.

Hmmmm. I wonder what most of the world thinks of Islam at this moment?

Masturbation, child molestation or murder of innocents.....Pick a favorite
 
God told me that heterosexuality and homosexuality were nothing more than genderism. Interesting huh? It opened my mind a bit.

Your god, or more precisely, the voice in your head, is confused. I would suggest a dictionary, but the word 'genderism' isn't there.

So much for god being omniscient.
 
When you learn to speak in more than one sentence, look me up.

I treat an idiot for what he is.

When people have their head stuck up their ass there's not much room for discusion. ;)

Godless
 
Masturbation once in awhile is OK. It is chronic wankers that have the health problems.

Just curious if you have medical statistics concerning masturbation and blindness or other health issues?
 
Since you were inquiring about healing, I felt compelled to share something with you...

Well Lori, your story is deeply touching. It also goes to show how truly self centered you people can be. In your haste to 'demand' things from your god, you forgot all about mankinds free will. As a result of your demands/prayers, some kid was forced by god to steal some medicine, and if unlucky enough to get caught for it, will spend a while in juvenile hall, (all because your demands made it so), and some innocent hard working shop assistant might have just lost his job, and the company has certainly lost some profit all because of you and god.

You just sat there concerned about your own welfare, at the expense of everyone else and their free will. Bet you didn't say a prayer for their wellbeing afterwards.. Nope, fuck them right, as long as you're happy?

If you were all "love thy neighbour" as christians generally claim to be, you would have tried to find out who the medicine belonged to and returned it. Perhaps it was stolen from someone's house, whos three year old girl suffers from the same problem, and they too cannot afford any more of the medicine. Now you're feeling all better, but some poor young child is suffering immensly because you just don't give a shit about anyone else but yourself. I find it truly sickening.
 
SnakeLord said:
Well Lori, your story is deeply touching. It also goes to show how truly self centered you people can be. In your haste to 'demand' things from your god, you forgot all about mankinds free will. As a result of your demands/prayers, some kid was forced by god to steal some medicine, and if unlucky enough to get caught for it, will spend a while in juvenile hall, (all because your demands made it so), and some innocent hard working shop assistant might have just lost his job, and the company has certainly lost some profit all because of you and god.

You just sat there concerned about your own welfare, at the expense of everyone else and their free will. Bet you didn't say a prayer for their wellbeing afterwards.. Nope, fuck them right, as long as you're happy?

If you were all "love thy neighbour" as christians generally claim to be, you would have tried to find out who the medicine belonged to and returned it. Perhaps it was stolen from someone's house, whos three year old girl suffers from the same problem, and they too cannot afford any more of the medicine. Now you're feeling all better, but some poor young child is suffering immensly because you just don't give a shit about anyone else but yourself. I find it truly sickening.

You are so filled with hate it is sickening and scary. Snakelord is such an appropriate name for you, as you are constantly spewing venom. Suffice it to say that you just don't get it, and as long as this hate stays in your heart, you never will. Blame yourself.

I mean think about it...in order to condemn me for praying for healing, you have dreamed up some poor sick child for me and God to steal from just because I'm selfish and mean...pulled that right out of your hateful ass. Just so you can rationalize this unrational hatred of yours. You're the sick one...you're f'ing insane, so I'll pray for you. And no, I didn't ask for your permission.

I do care about other people. I pray for other people, and my prayers are answered for them as well. I can help other people too...all because of Jesus Christ. I'm no mother theresa, but I do what I can when I can, and Jesus takes care of the rest. And I would bet that I help a lot more people than you do. Hate and condemnation never helped anyone.

Oh, and just so you know....Lamisil is jock itch spray. So I don't think that there's going to be some poor little girl out there dying without it. You moron. lol. And as I said before, it was packaged for resale, and though I don't know where it came from, it's obvious that it didn't come from someone's medicine cabinet. You're such an idiot, really.
 
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(Q) said:
God told me that heterosexuality and homosexuality were nothing more than genderism. Interesting huh? It opened my mind a bit.

Your god, or more precisely, the voice in your head, is confused. I would suggest a dictionary, but the word 'genderism' isn't there.

So much for god being omniscient.

You don't get it? Come on, this is easy. You know how racism is right? Well, genderism is the same thing, only in regards to gender. Who said it had to be in a dictionary to make a point? He found a way, without a dictionary, to explain it to me just fine. You don't get it? Really?
 
Please everyone...let us all pray for the poor 3 year old little girl with a horrible case of jock itch. Pray that I find her in my door to door quest to return the Lamisil to it's rightful owner.


Bah, ha, ha, ha!!!
 
You don't get it? Come on, this is easy.

Sorry lori, I don't think the same way you do.

You know how racism is right? Well, genderism is the same thing, only in regards to gender.

So, what do you mean exactly? Discrimination or prejudice from one gender to another?

BTW - racism IS in the dictionary.

Who said it had to be in a dictionary to make a point?

Words are funny that way, they usually appear in a dictionary if they have definition and meaning.

He found a way, without a dictionary, to explain it to me just fine. You don't get it? Really?

Oh, I get it alright, really.

The voices in your head spoke gibberish and you understood, sorta.
 
No, let's pray instead for the repressed 38 year old whose frigidity is masquerading as liberation with jock itch on her shoulders. Why wouldn't God have had a doctor tell you about Lamisil rather than take money out of somebody else's pocket?
 
Lamisil is jock itch spray. So I don't think that there's going to be some poor little girl out there dying without it. You moron. lol. And as I said before, it was packaged for resale, and though I don't know where it came from, it's obvious that it didn't come from someone's medicine cabinet. You're such an idiot, really.

lori, snakelord is dead to right. You found something that was clearly not yours and kept it all the while justifying the theft as an answer to prayer.

Next, you'll find someones lost purse or wallet and claim god answered your prayer for a little extra cash.

Little wonder prisons are filled with theists.
 
Knock, knock, knock.

Um yea, hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but is there a poor little 3 year old girl living here who has a bad case of jock itch?


Bah, ha, ha, ha!!!
 
lori, this isn't about a 3 year old girl with jock itch. It's about you justifying your lack of ethics with the voices in your head. You have a serious problem and all you do is laugh.
 
You are so filled with hate it is sickening and scary.

While I will be the first to admit that I am far from being the most loving human on the planet, I still would not lower myself to deprive other people from their medicine that has seemingly been stolen from them - be that a child, shopkeeper or anyone else. I guess that is where we differ. While I am honest with who I am and who I dislike, you just keep on making excuses to justify you and your god permanently depriving someone of their property - property that exists to help cure infection and help prevent pain and suffering. All you cared about was your pain, your suffering without even stopping to consider the person that the property actually belonged to.

How about you do the honest thing and own up instead of trying to pass the focus and blame onto everyone around you?

I suppose you think it's ok because you don't have to look that person in the eye while you get better and they remain infected because of you and your god?

so I'll pray for you. And no, I didn't ask for your permission.

So, willing to pray for someone who you don't like but unwilling to pray for the person you stole from? You really need to get your priorities straight girl. Here's an idea: How about you pray to your god that he returns the medicine to it's rightful owner - even if it means you get the rash back? Bet you wouldn't would you? I guess a selfless act is too much to ask from your type.

I do care about other people

Yeah, k.

I pray for other people, and my prayers are answered for them as well.

How many times in total? It would just help me calculate how many other people's free will has been removed, and how many others have been stolen from.

I'm no mother theresa

Certainly, she didn't steal other people's medicine and give it to herself.

And I would bet that I help a lot more people than you do

That might be true, but I bet that you've also used more stolen medicine than I have at the behest of the actual owner who could right now be suffering because of you.

Oh, and just so you know....Lamisil is jock itch spray.

jesus tell you that? If so he's lying. It's for nail fungus, (http://www.lamisil.com/index.jsp), but that is still beside the point. The point being that you and god have permanently deprived someone of their medication all to help yourself. I mean c'mon Lori, why didn't your god just click his fingers and magically make your problem vanish? No, he can't do it can he? Instead he has to go steal from other humans and deny people their right to free will just to benefit some stuck up tramp with the pre-pubescent belief that she's going to marry a rock star.

P.S If you read my previous post you'll see I said: "a 3 year old girl that suffers from the same problem you do". From that we can ascertain that I was not talking about 'jock itch', (unless you have testicles), but the "same problem you do", (i.e a rash on the back, that has nothing whatsoever to do with 'jocks'). Want me to draw a diagram?
 
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Lori_7:

Pray for a partner. Or if you have one who doesn't want to have sex, then get another one who does.

Is it ok to have extramarital sex? Or if a man's wife doesn't want to have sex whenever he wants to, should he divorce her?

I don't know....I guess is depends...as everything is relative to condition. Are you married or committed in some way to which having sex with a prostitute would hurt your spouse/partners feelings worse than if you masturbated?

Suppose sex with a prostitue WOULD hurt a spouse more than masterbation. (I think that would apply in most marriages, don't you?) Then is it ok to masterbate?

Self control is a good thing in general. Discipline builds strength. But I do believe that it's safe to say that God wants us to have lots of great sex. He wants us to be fulfilled...completely fulfilled. And He doesn't want us to settle for anything less. That's my whole point.

But masterbation can be fulfilling. Why is God so against it?

Because sex is a lot more than that. It means much more, and it serves a greater purpose than just to procreate. Surely you know that.

No. Explain it for me. What are God's purposes for sex?

Oh... one other thought. If a woman is having IVF treatment to have a child, is it ok for her husband to masterbate so that his sperm can be collected?
 
PsychoticEpisode said:
Hmmmm. I wonder what most of the world thinks of Islam at this moment?

Masturbation, child molestation or murder of innocents.....Pick a favorite

If you want to go like that. What does the world think of Christianity or Judaism?

Israel has been torturing Palestinians for sport for 30 years now.

The USA has been torturing muslims for sport for 5 years now.

It is in the front page news. No doubts.
 
SnakeLord said:
Just curious if you have medical statistics concerning masturbation and blindness or other health issues?

No. But I can provide you with photographs that will make you think.

Well. Ok. I lied a little bit. I do have some proof, but I refuse to show it to people. People are stubborn. They refuse to think on their own. If I showed you the scientific corroboration, you would think you knew it all and leave. If I was to force you to make up your own mind by showing you photos of people damaged by masturbation and teaching you to see the symptoms yourself, it will be a lot better for you. You will believe it on the level of your own experience instead of believeing a scientific report.
 
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