Masturbation is for Losers

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Lori_7 said:
Yes there is proof. You have to seek it. You have to want to know. Do you want to know Him? You don't have to answer me. Answer yourself.
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do you believe that you are the only person to recieve a miracle? i have had things happen to me that were noting less than miracles. lori you have no idea the power of the mind. i swear to god that these people can change this planets orbit if they wanted to.
about the "jack off and go blind" i meant that as a slap to religious fanatics, not you in particular.
 
lori

Yes there is proof. You have to seek it. You have to want to know. Do you want to know Him? You don't have to answer me. Answer yourself.

You are as predictable as you are redundant. Whenever you've made these types of silly claims, you've done little more than show the so-called proof is whatever you've managed to conjure from your vivid but tiresome imagination.
 
Lori_7 said:
Yes there is proof. You have to seek it. You have to want to know. Do you want to know Him? You don't have to answer me. Answer yourself.
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It must be frustrating for a theist to have only this line as 'proof' for the existence of God, and it makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

Using that logic, I could find proof for anything. There is a diamond the size of my fridge burried somewhere under my garden. I want to believe it and I seek it. By your quote, that means there is proof there is a diamond the size of a fridge burried under my garden.
 
Lori_7 said:
Well Ken,

That's not what Jesus told me, so....

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Jesus told me that if you put the energy that you spend wacking off, into praying for a mate, then you could actually get laid!
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There has to be a joke to this thread: the only thing that Lori_7 is good for after 228 replies is not church or god nor Jesus but this word masturbation.

And the joke is that she/he? does everything possible to keep it that way not by masturbating but insisting that she does NOT masturbate.

And the more she insists the less important Jesus, god and church keep getting because this word is all that is important -- even thought her claim to fame is not that she masturbates but that she DOES NOT masturbate.
 
leopold99 said:
do you believe that you are the only person to recieve a miracle? i have had things happen to me that were noting less than miracles. lori you have no idea the power of the mind. i swear to god that these people can change this planets orbit if they wanted to.
about the "jack off and go blind" i meant that as a slap to religious fanatics, not you in particular.
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No, of course I don't think I'm the only one. Life is one big miracle if you ask me. I just use that word because what happened to me was so peculiar. But it was a spiritual occurrence...the rockstar came to me in the spirit...to my home...and kissed me of all things. I didn't even know what was happening to me at the time...I was dumbfounded. But I knew he was there, I sensed him with some kind of sixth sense that I can't explain, and I felt him...this tingly sensation when he touched me. I asked him something and got a response through this sensation as well. Also, prior to this happening, a spirit inhabited my own body for a while...long enough to write some poetry through me. The poetry was for this rockstar.

As I've said many times before, this is way, way beyond my mind or my will. This took me completely by surprise, and it's so freakin' far out that my mind can't seem to catch up sometimes, much less be responsible. My mind had absolutely nothing to do with what this rockstar, and his band, and friends and family for all I know, have had to go through since he took the mark way back when, or what led up to it. I had no idea any of that was going on until a couple of years ago. I hadn't even heard of the man or the band until then. It's hard to explain, but this is way beyond some weird coincedence. Going through this, and knowing God and having Him work in my life, I know that there is no such thing as coincedence.

And as much as our selfish and prideful flesh would love to take credit, my mind and my hand had absolutely nothing to do with creating and maintaining the wonder which is His creation. That's obvious to me.
 
leopold99 said:
what does this mean?
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I just mean, "yea, it's someone else's problem...let someone else take care of it...I don't give a shit." This is the sinful nature that is the flesh which allows atrocities to take place. Besides, it's not an issue of growing more food...there's plenty of food. It's an issue of giving a shit.
 
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lori

Yes there is proof. You have to seek it. You have to want to know. Do you want to know Him? You don't have to answer me. Answer yourself.

You are as predictable as you are redundant. Whenever you've made these types of silly claims, you've done little more than show the so-called proof is whatever you've managed to conjure from your vivid but tiresome imagination.
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Same back at cha.
 
KennyJC said:
It must be frustrating for a theist to have only this line as 'proof' for the existence of God, and it makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

Using that logic, I could find proof for anything. There is a diamond the size of my fridge burried somewhere under my garden. I want to believe it and I seek it. By your quote, that means there is proof there is a diamond the size of a fridge burried under my garden.
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What I'm saying about seeking and finding God is true, and I, and many others have experienced this proof. I can't experience it for you, and I can't give you proof. You don't want proof, so what are your panties all in a bunch for? God gives you what you want. What's the problem? God is real, and I know that. I don't know anything about some diamond.

You know that you're not seeking Him so are you surprised that you have not found Him? You don't want to know Him, so are you surprised that you don't? Why would you look to someone other than Him to provide you with proof of His existence if you did want it? I'm sorry but it's we who are born again who are laughing at you and your intentional circular logic regarding this proof. You're not fooling any of us...we know how it's done because we've lived it...we know that you don't want proof and that's exactly why you don't have it. And you can blame theists all you want...you can even blame God Himself. But deep down you know that what I'm saying is true...you don't want to know Him. If you did, you would...period.
 
genep said:
There has to be a joke to this thread: the only thing that Lori_7 is good for after 228 replies is not church or god nor Jesus but this word masturbation.

And the joke is that she/he? does everything possible to keep it that way not by masturbating but insisting that she does NOT masturbate.

And the more she insists the less important Jesus, god and church keep getting because this word is all that is important -- even thought her claim to fame is not that she masturbates but that she DOES NOT masturbate.
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Masturbation happens to be the topic of the thread.

Are you drunk?
 
Lori_7 said:
No, of course I don't think I'm the only one. Life is one big miracle if you ask me. I just use that word because what happened to me was so peculiar. But it was a spiritual occurrence...the rockstar came to me in the spirit...to my home...and kissed me of all things. I didn't even know what was happening to me at the time...I was dumbfounded. But I knew he was there, I sensed him with some kind of sixth sense that I can't explain, and I felt him...this tingly sensation when he touched me. I asked him something and got a response through this sensation as well. Also, prior to this happening, a spirit inhabited my own body for a while...long enough to write some poetry through me. The poetry was for this rockstar.
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you are about as religious as a sledgehammer lori
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i have decided that you are not worth mine or anybody else's time.
 
Lori_7 said:
What I'm saying about seeking and finding God is true, and I, and many others have experienced this proof. I can't experience it for you, and I can't give you proof. You don't want proof, so what are your panties all in a bunch for? God gives you what you want. What's the problem? God is real, and I know that. I don't know anything about some diamond.

You know that you're not seeking Him so are you surprised that you have not found Him? You don't want to know Him, so are you surprised that you don't? Why would you look to someone other than Him to provide you with proof of His existence if you did want it? I'm sorry but it's we who are born again who are laughing at you and your intentional circular logic regarding this proof. You're not fooling any of us...we know how it's done because we've lived it...we know that you don't want proof and that's exactly why you don't have it. And you can blame theists all you want...you can even blame God Himself. But deep down you know that what I'm saying is true...you don't want to know Him. If you did, you would...period.
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The same could be said for my faith in a fridge sized diamond burried in my back garden... So right back at ya:

What I'm saying about seeking and digging for my diamon is true, and I, and many others have experienced this proof. I can't experience it for you, and I can't give you proof. You don't want proof, so what are your panties all in a bunch for? Diamonds gives you what you want. What's the problem? Diamonds are real, and I know that. I don't know anything about some God.

You know that you're not seeking them so are you surprised that you have not found them? You don't want to know about them, so are you surprised that you don't? Why would you look to someone other than a fridge sized diamond to provide you with proof of it's existence if you did want it? I'm sorry but it's we who are born again who are laughing at you and your intentional circular logic regarding this proof. You're not fooling any of us...we know how it's done because we've digged for it...we know that you don't want proof and that's exactly why you don't have it. And you can blame people who haven't found a fridge sized diamond all you want...you can even blame the fridge sized diamond itself. But deep down you know that what I'm saying is true...you don't want to know about the fridge sized diamond. If you did, you would...period.
 
c7ityi_ said:
Humans created marriage. It's a hopeless hope to unite with the one you love. What is impossible stays impossible. Marriage is only possible with God inside yourself.
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M*W: What a crock! "Humans" didn't create marriage. "Men" created the need for legal marriage to show proof of ownership of their wives and children. Essentially, a wife and children were indentured slaves owned by the husband. The families of women had to prepare a dowry to sell their daughters to men. The girl, herself, had no worth, so in order to be purchased from her family, the bigger her dowry, the faster the girl became a slave to a man. No god has anything to do with "marriage." That's another misconception created by men, of men, and for men.
Do you think that's something positive? Many humans are evil and many people suffer, so it would have been better if we had never existed.
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M*W: Are you suffering?
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leopold99 said:
you are about as religious as a sledgehammer lori
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i have decided that you are not worth mine or anybody else's time.
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That's not a very nice thing to say.
 
KennyJC said:
The same could be said for my faith in a fridge sized diamond burried in my back garden... So right back at ya:

What I'm saying about seeking and digging for my diamon is true, and I, and many others have experienced this proof. I can't experience it for you, and I can't give you proof. You don't want proof, so what are your panties all in a bunch for? Diamonds gives you what you want. What's the problem? Diamonds are real, and I know that. I don't know anything about some God.

You know that you're not seeking them so are you surprised that you have not found them? You don't want to know about them, so are you surprised that you don't? Why would you look to someone other than a fridge sized diamond to provide you with proof of it's existence if you did want it? I'm sorry but it's we who are born again who are laughing at you and your intentional circular logic regarding this proof. You're not fooling any of us...we know how it's done because we've digged for it...we know that you don't want proof and that's exactly why you don't have it. And you can blame people who haven't found a fridge sized diamond all you want...you can even blame the fridge sized diamond itself. But deep down you know that what I'm saying is true...you don't want to know about the fridge sized diamond. If you did, you would...period.
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Ok, so you want a diamond, and I want God. I found God. Good luck with your endeavor. Peace.
 
I want God. I found God

The imagination is a wonderful thing, unless it is abused.
 
(Q) said:
I want God. I found God

The imagination is a wonderful thing, unless it is abused.
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I have no imagination
only the gods that sing and dance
to entertain me with JOY and Laughter.
 
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you are about as religious as a sledgehammer lori
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i have decided that you are not worth mine or anybody else's time.

Lori_7 said:
That's not a very nice thing to say.
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When you laugh at the truth
you might just get the message
otherwise it is, at best, "not a very nice thing to say."
 
I have no imagination
only the gods that sing and dance
to entertain me with JOY and Laughter.

:D
 
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