male ejaculation distance record

Originally posted by Xev
Wow....I read this whole thread now. This is your fault, Adamski.

*Wanders off to beat Adam up*
:D :D :D Please do! :D :D :D
 
Please do!

Get Bushatrix to do it. I'm busy.

Now that was a COMPLETELY innocuous comment that you totally twisted. Everything is about sex with you, isn't it? Sex and pizza, pizza and sex, sex and pizza....:p

Edit to note that Adam also thinks about pizza.
 
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Proven - well I had the misfortune of observing some pictures of this when some SPAM ad pop up directed me to a penis enlargement site. Just out of couriosity I browsed the site for a bit. It had some articles there, and I had seen this else where in the past. I do not think the pictures were hacked, but I think 18 inches is fairly rare, and generally among men of Asian decent who aren't part of the general populas. :-S
 
Come on, she's not a slut. Don't you think most women would prefer a 5 inch penis to a 3 inch one? 3 inches is too small. Doesn't matter about the woman, something that small won't get deep. I see nothing wrong with the concepty of liking them bigger.
 
Originally posted by Clarentavious
Come on, she's not a slut. Don't you think most women would prefer a 5 inch penis to a 3 inch one? 3 inches is too small. Doesn't matter about the woman, something that small won't get deep. I see nothing wrong with the concepty of liking them bigger.

well duh ;) but as stated before there is a cap on the preferred size. Nobody likes to get interiorly pierced. I never thought she was a slut i was meaning it in a broader sence.
 
Yous are SO nasty!!! Im not a slut !!!!!
-gives a sympathetic look, nods, and walks off..-


Clarentavious:
i beleive we have had this conversation before.. like.. yesterday.. and i dont feel i need to point out to you the things you pointed out to me. size doesn't matter. "little guys" can have great skills... and "big guys" can be like the new cast season of your favorite tv show. all the right things are there, but it feels umcomfortable, there's no flow, and when its over, your still trying to find the plot.
 
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Yes yes, but I am only talking about the physical aspect. There could be a muscular guy who is nice, or a fat ugly guy who is mean. I was just speaking of the physical portion (not the guy's personality regardless of the size of his penis).
 
Originally posted by nightfall
-gives a sympathetic look, nods, and walks off..-


Clarentavious:
i beleive we have had this conversation before.. like.. yesterday.. and i dont feel i need to point out to you the things you pointed out to me. size doesn't matter. "little guys" can have great skills... and "big guys" can be like the new cast season of your favorite tv show. all the right things are there, but it feels umcomfortable, there's no flow, and when its over, your still trying to find the polt.

Nightfall the protecter of the "little guys" LOL
 
muscles smushels. well. i dont know...... i think they are nice in small doeses, but i find the swartchenager (sp??) type a little over the top and well, digusting. however, way too many ladies (particularly the white trashy type, i think you know the ones im going for here... if not, ill explain on request) have fallen in lust with 'The Rock', an actor/wrestler, who.. in my opinion kinda looks like a snail thats lost its shell ( i think its a posture issue) .... he is very muscly.. ew. ill just stick with my 50 yr old bald brucie. :)
 
Originally posted by nightfall
however, way too many ladies (particularly the white trashy type, i think you know the ones im going for here... if not, ill explain on request)

Well here is the request then :)
 
Well here is the request then

gah.. figures.. ok.. those gals who walk around town cuz they never have a job long enough to buy a car, probably didn't graduate highschool cuz they were too drunk.. and still spend almost every week night hanging on a different man at a bar (we're talking like 30yrs old here), have six kids with 8 different fathers (in other words. a few are still not certain)... wear way to much make up, chain smoke, ave been known to steal their daughters boyfriends, were 3XL size tee shirts on sale from big lots with their stretch pants for the daily trip to mcdonalds, and have an extra spot at their "pay-by-the-week- motel for the *usual* cop that comes to check on the dommestic violence call that was phoned in after her and man-of the night fought over the last sip of jack daniels, all while of course, watching NWO, which, might I add is scribbled in red across the front of that 3XL tee-shirt (below the grease-stain and above the bleach spot).

see also: girlfirned of 40 yr old male who has an iq of 75, a beer on one hand, and a ripped tank top covering his beer belly shouting to the guy across the street, "dude!!! i saw '-insert name of any unsucesful, but still touring, hairband from the 80's -' last night!!. it was so rockin maaaaaaaaannnn..... "



..painting a picture for ya yet?
 
two guestions:

1. Where can those people be found
2. Do they have em in let's say 20-25 years old range aswell?
 
Bachus:

A: Any Waffle House in the American Soulth, or any Jerry Springer Show set.

B: Yes.

Nightfall:

*Grins*
Nice description. I don't see what women like about muscle-brains either. Give me fit and with some muscle tone, or give me an academic *Xev sighs and muses about this one poly-sci teacher she had last year....* looking man, and I'm happy.
 
thanks.. i tried to do my best..
and as for the bar.... its called "Fat Boys" but be casreful which night you go on.... . they keep getting shut down for dealing drugs while selling drinks.

edit: of course, that is just the local.. im sure there is one near you too!
 
You don't want these women, trust me; they are poor, diseased (as in, STDs), and alot of them look butt ugly.

It is kind of like the white version of the black ghetto. But instead of little black gangsters in the hood, on street corners in the slums down town, you have white ones that listen to jimmy buffet instead of snoop doggy dog, and smoke crack instead of weed, and live on Hillbilly road instead of in Compton
 
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