male ejaculation distance record

Somehow I don't believe this to be true. Not under normal circumstances anyway. Now maybe if he was ejaculating off the top of a 10 story building (what a thought! :eek: ), or his body or penis was angled a certain way, or he was running and turned and thrust his mid section out right when he came, and when one splat of semen hit the ground, it sent another little glob flying a foot (like a cluster bomb effect); or something like that which doesn't involved normal circumstances

But standing up straight on normal ground, with his penis out in front of him, nope, 12 feet is too long for me to believe. I don't think you could ever get the muscles that strong - and even if you got them as strong as humanly possible, even the strongest stimulation (like that guy above was mentioning brittney spears) couldn't get it flying out that far.

Unless maybe it was one of those Asian guys with a 2 foot penis. I think some guy had a disease or abnormality in his genetic makeup that gave him a 3 foot penis when not erect I think :eek: This is not funny, women don't want that, and how would a guy ever fit it in his underwear?

It has been proven some men have gotten their penis' to grow 18 inches when erect. Don't ask me it if was a combination of Kama Sutra exercises, drugs that increase length, hanging weights, surgery, or heirditary, but it has happened.

Now maybe if they were counting from the end of his penis (which protrudes out about 2 feet from his body), and not his feet or stomach, then MAYBE (seeing that the muscles have been unnaturally enhanced in his penis anyhow, maybe they gave him steroids over the years).

Get out an Imperial ruler and measure 12 feet in front of you and see if you think it is possible.

Oh yeah, may Imperial forever defeat meteric! Inches, gallons, pounds. No more kilometers and kilograms. These types of measurements have no pratical use in our world today. The meteric only for really small things like diamonds on rings, where it would be easier to say 2 milimeters rather than an 8th of a inch. Most things in our world today are so big they don't need this precise small crap.

After all, microscopic things like cells and atoms can't even be measured in any size (a hundredth of a milimeter).
 
Why are women so bad at parking????????





Because men keep telling them 3 inches is half a foot!!







Maybe this twelve feet is all in his head and he just has a lot of guilible (optomistic ) friends!!
 
Well actually, I was just pointing out from a logical standpoint 12 feet doesn't seem possible. The starter of this thread mentioned he saw some sort of award for this distance record in playboy. People were just commenting on it.

IMO I am good at analyzing things with my mind, so I thought I would just point this out; I don't believe 12 feet. *shrugs* :-S
 
This is not funny, women don't want that, and how would a guy ever fit it in his underwear?

id imagine he'd wrap it around one leg... or just wear boxers and loose-fit pants.. and tuck the othe end inhis socks..... -laughs- which could make for an interesting game of "footsies".
 
So we know Inka likes em big... She's certainly very open about things, eh? :D
 
Well i feel its time the world knos the (shocking) truth - SIZE MATTERS!!

Sorry Fellas
 
Wish had not written that, it must be like telling kids theres no Santa - apologies all round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
It seems to me that the bigger the guy compared to the girl, the more intense the physical feeling will be for the girl. But three feet? I don't think so.
 
Originally posted by Inka
Wish had not written that, it must be like telling kids theres no Santa - apologies all round!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm since does matter like we didn't know that :) Though there is a cap on size though, not every woman wants a guy with aneuh....extremely long gardenhose. Guess alot depends on how the girl is build.

but NO SANTA????????????? :(
 
Originally posted by Inka
Well i feel its time the world knos the (shocking) truth - SIZE MATTERS!!

Sorry Fellas

Well, I feel it's time the world knows the very shocking truth -

AMERICAN MEN HAVE BIGGER COCK THEN SCOTTISH MEN!!!!!

Sorry all you scots there :D
 
No he does exsist really, i was just joking, Santa is real and so are the elves and chickens and they all live together happily somewhere with lukewarm snow, and nice long summers - where they sit drinking pimms and discussing whether size does (Elvesses) or doesn't (Santa and Elves) Matter.

The chickens just cluck and chair the debate
 
Ms princess,

You are no fun, but I think I will be nice to you from now on. :D
 
Hmm....maybe think had better get myself to America ............... all in the name of research of course!! Teehee!!!!!!!
 
Maybe they like them long, but not that long I wouldn't think........ Forget about a "gardenhose" piercing your cervix and going into your uterus; if it is 3 feet while not erect, you'll have it going into other areas of your body....... just thought I should mention that I guess.

Nightfall here will tell you, alot of women don't like macho men (though I don't know about bicep size as opposed to penis size *shrug*)
 
Wow....I read this whole thread now. This is your fault, Adamski.

*Wanders off to beat Adam up*

*Returns realizing he's in Oz*

It has been proven some men have gotten their penis' to grow 18 inches when erect. Don't ask me it if was a combination of Kama Sutra exercises, drugs that increase length, hanging weights, surgery, or heirditary, but it has happened.

Proven? What, did somebody write it up and submit to JAMA? :bugeye:

-mumbles- only if you're a slut who needs something that big to feel it.

CATFIGHT! I have ten bucks and a 12 pack of Corona on Nightfall!
 
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