male ejaculation distance record

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monkapotomus

tortured brain
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i read in a playboy mag. a while back that the record distance for male ejaculation is 12 FEET! do you beleive that? that guy had to have been saving that up for at least a year! i dont know, maybe i could if the intended target was brittany spears.
 
I thought it would be longer.
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me too. but with no expeirence first hand here... is just have to take a guy's word for it.... in that case.. am i supposed to devide by three? LOL:D
 
*rofl* i cant believe theres a thread assigned to this.

just reading this is hilarious...
that guy had to have been saving that up for at least a year! i dont know, maybe i could if the intended target was brittany spears.
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imagine if he really were saving up for a year? for what? just to make the world record? *laughs* can you imagine the bastard just training for this? im sure he had a personal trainer to help him exercise his ejaculatory muscles, to make sure they were fit, primed for pumping. and im sure he had a dietician, who would make sure that he consumed the optimal diet that would yield the most semen. omg, this is fucking hilarious.
 
i wish they had records like that in the guinness book of records! Im sure there is also a record for the furthest female ejaculation, although im pretty sure it would be less than 12feet!

I am gunna try and beat that record and make it my life's ambition!!
 
there is one female record in the guiness.. not for that though.. but i will give you a hint. the record is compared to the diameter of a football. :eek:
 
Originally posted by nightfall
there is one female record in the guiness.. not for that though.. but i will give you a hint. the record is compared to the diameter of a football. :eek:
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Good gawd!
 
<i>"ROTFLMAO! It's like childbirth, but backwards!"</i>

I still don't have a very good clue as to what you're referring. Would <i>upsidedown</i> be better imagery?
 
I am backwards, please ignore any stupid things i say!

I thought the record for female meant her vagina could fit in a football, hence why i said backwards giving birth! U see wot i mean now! God im thick!!

R.I.P Miss Ferrari.
 
if i say that the respondents to this thread are gayish, is that an accurate observation, somewhat accurate or am i full of shit??
 
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