make what you will of this

Ah! Capitalism, got love it! He only needs to sell this like they sell cars on radio!

Imagine car salesman announcing on the radio you've heard the adds!

NOW FOR ONLY 99.00 YOU TOO CAN HAVE THE WAY OF THE MASTER, SOLVE MARITAL PROBLEMS WITHIN A SINGLE WORD, GET BETTER JOB, JUST SAY THESE SPECIAL PRAYERS, NOT MARRIED, THEY WILL FLOCK TO YOU LIKE BEES TO HONEY WITH THIS SPECIAL PRAYER OF SINGLE PEOPLE, YES! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN BE IMPRESSED WHEN YOU WALK ON WATER, HEAL THE SICK, AND MOVE MOUNTAINS! ALL OF THIS JUST FOR ONLY $99.00

quick voice at the end of commercial:
no money back guarantee, if non-of these miracles worked for you it's your fault for not having complete faith and direct perception, just keep trying and have faith you'll eventually get a few of your wishes!
 
Those are the guys that said god is real because we can peel bananas and fit them in our mouth's, right?

They really make being a theist seem rational :D
 
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