Dear GOD,
please stop sending people to my door asking if i like jesus.
I've never met the man, and if I had I wouldn't talk about him behind his back.
Next time i'm setting the dog on them, with your permission.
Seriously, if I put up a sign saying no soliciting, could i get them arrested.
Hey god told me to post, if he thinks i'm being too silly he can spank me himself.
please stop sending people to my door asking if i like jesus.
I've never met the man, and if I had I wouldn't talk about him behind his back.
Next time i'm setting the dog on them, with your permission.
Seriously, if I put up a sign saying no soliciting, could i get them arrested.
Hey god told me to post, if he thinks i'm being too silly he can spank me himself.