Judge Tosses Blonde’s Suit Claiming Wrong Hair Dye Ruined her Social Life

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

A Connecticut judge has refused to get tangled up in a woman’s suit claiming a switched tube of hair dye turned her blonde hair brown, wreaking havoc on her social life.

http://abajournal.com/news/judge_tosses_blondes_suit_claiming_wrong_hair_dye_ruined_her_social_life/

BRIDGEPORT -- A Stratford woman is seeing red after learning that blondes don't always have more fun. Charlotte Feeney filed suit against the cosmetics firm L'Oreal Inc. after apparently grabbing the wrong tube of hair color and dyeing her "naturally blond" hair a dark brown.

http://nl.newsbank.com/nl-search/we...rpage=10&p_sort=YMD_date:D&xcal_useweights=no

 

[Bells]

/Facepalm

The desire to say lrn2readwritingontube is strong right now.. oops.. too late.

The woman, Charlotte Feeney, had claimed she bought a tube of blonde hair color to touch up her naturally blonde hair, but brown dye was apparently put into the blonde box, the story says.

"I can never go back to my natural blonde hair," Feeney stated. "I feel fake about that. Also blondes do get more attention than brunettes. Of course, emotionally, I miss that."

The irony is in bold.

 

[phlogistician]

Ah, so she was a blonde, and wanted to be even more blonde. That figures.

 

[Idle Mind]

This thread is useless without pictures.

The topic is so ridiculous that it doesn't even really deserve discussion.