Join me as a space pirate?

[tim840]

Oh yeah, forgot about that one. :bravo:

 

[Jozen-Bo]

 

[Bradley364]

O rly?

 

[tim840]

Don't know what you're sticking your tongue out for, Jozen-bo. I believe I've just proven that pirates are a billion times awesomer than ninjas.

 

[skaught]

 

[tim840]

 

[tim840]

Or should I say...

 

[skaught]

 

[skaught]

 

[Bradley364]

What Have Started???

 

[USS Athens]

I think I'll be that one guy who always has an obsession with ending the pirates' fun. Y'know what I mean?

 

[GeoffP]

Redarmy told me he wanted to join as your cabin boy. He asked about the buttless chaps.

 

[Bradley364]

Tell him...."ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG"

 

[tim840]

Aye, matey, with that I be agreein'. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

 

[tim840]

Oh...another reason pirates are better than ninjas: pirate jokes. Have you ever heard of ninja jokes???

 

[Bradley364]

:shrug:

 

[tim840]

Here. I googled pirate jokes, and found this.
http://oldsite.prometheusradio.org/piratejokes.html

On the other hand, when I googled ninja jokes, I got this.
http://askaninja.com/node/1186 Lame, lame, lame! :blbl:

 

[USS Athens]

There's no need to patrol the system per se, just to escort cargo ships, actively hunt pirates in their hiding spots, investigate claims from space faring citizenry, etc.

Yeah, I'm with you.

 

[tim840]

Q: Why couldn't the pirate go to the movie?
A: It was rated NC-17.

(Of course it wasn't rated R!!! Pirates are allowed to see R-rated movies, dummies!)

 

[skaught]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

They say its rated AAARRRRRGHHHHH!!!