There's no need to patrol the system per se, just to escort cargo ships, actively hunt pirates in their hiding spots, investigate claims from space faring citizenry, etc.Being a police force in space?! It would be virtually impossible to patrol even the solar system!
Join me as a space pirate?
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It still would be a risky and tiresome task. Let's say a cargo ship gets attacked by space pirates: first of all, you are possibly light years away from help, secondly, there are millions of potential hiding spots for pirates in the galaxy.
You might as well tell us to give up on crime today! Back then, the waters were indomitable. But through time, oceans began to recede back into stability as warships took to the seas.It still would be a risky and tiresome task. Let's say a cargo ship gets attacked by space pirates: first of all, you are possibly light years away from help, secondly, there are millions of potential hiding spots for pirates in the galaxy.
Just like with the Wild West, the great authority of the Space Police Force shall tame the unruly and short-term hedonistic criminals within the final frontier of space! Besides, we'll get cooler ships:
Yeah, but then you have to deal with Mihoshi, and she is one screwy cunt.
i would hope if we became space pirates we would look like this.
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/heat/450/zeo.jpg
and we'd each fly around in appropriately coloured versions of these babies
http://www.c0d3m0nk3y.com/images/gallery/thumbs/400/ship-old.png
http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/heat/450/zeo.jpg
and we'd each fly around in appropriately coloured versions of these babies
http://www.c0d3m0nk3y.com/images/gallery/thumbs/400/ship-old.png
WTF are you new?
Just challenge Draqon to a duel for leadership, kick his ass, then you can be boss.
I kind of like the idea of space cowboys. Just like the wild west only much much bigger and more wild.
Cowboy Bebop anyone?
watched it all.
Its just when I think space cowboys, Cowboy Bebop comes to mind.
Watch "Irresponsible Captain Taylor"
Eh, we might as well recreate the entire human civilization at a cosmic scale.:itold: Space Vikings!
Eh, we might as well recreate the entire human civilization at a cosmic scale.
Great plan. And if we find life elsewere as we go...what shall be their destiny? Just integrate their lifestyles and them into our own lifes.
Rape and pillage!!! We be bloody pirates says I! ARGH!!!
Let them be if they give us everything what is ours and everything is ours by right.
But what kind of pirates would we be if we didn't burn down a few villages and terrorize a few pretty women says I!
Alien women probably won't be that very hot.
Pirates of the Space Pirate Force!
Code no.5 of the Space Pirate Force
1) No killing, unless attacked and threatened first
From book found by the Space Pirate Force, women of alien worlds employ poisonous chemicals to kill their attackers and rapers...their vaginas have teeth, their lips have drops of cyanide...
Is it code number 5,or number 1? :shrug: You have it listed as number five, but numbered as number 1. I'm so confused!:bawl: