Join me as a space pirate?

[draqon]

Where can I find a list of the "space pirates codes"

I already eat one bunny a day as part of my diet regimen.

Oh...it has to be alive bunny and it has to be done on the cuttest bunny there is...and it has to be done in front of other Space Pirates.

The codes are currently as they stand:

1) Take all you want for all is ours by right
2) Follow the code of the Space Pirate Forces
3) Not following the code of the SPF in any way would result in immideate death punishment
4) Each member to undergo SPF ceremony of inaguration

 

[shichimenshyo]

So we can be gay! awesome!

 

[draqon]

So we can be gay! awesome!

#3 is not following the code...death is the punishment.

 

[shichimenshyo]

Where does it say in the code you cant be gay?

 

[draqon]

Where does it say in the code you cant be gay?

asking too many questions is against the code......and punishable by death.

 

[shichimenshyo]

asking too many questions is against the code......and punishable by death.

Well how do we know you arent just gonna make up rules that best suit your own interests if you dont have to write them down?

I'm not just going to blindly follow someones political ideology.....Your not doing a real good job of selling this space pirate thing man.

 

[draqon]

Well how do we know you arent just gonna make up rules that best suit your own interests if you dont have to write them down?

I'm not just going to blindly follow someones political ideology.....Your not doing a real good job of selling this space pirate thing man.

Inquisitor! Space Pirates we have a heretic who dares question the Code of Space Pirate Forces! Burn! Burn! Burn in atmosphere of the rock called Earth.

 

[shichimenshyo]

Inquisitor! Space Pirates we have a heretic who dares question the Code of Space Pirate Forces! Burn! Burn! Burn in atmosphere of the rock called Earth.

What code? The only damn rule is follow the rules or die? What kind of code is that...its so all encompasing that anything could get you killed....You filthy wanna be pirate hitler!

 

[draqon]

What code? The only damn rule is follow the rules or die? What kind of code is that...its so all encompasing that anything could get you killed....You filthy wanna be pirate hitler!

HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUUUUURN

 

[shichimenshyo]

HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUUUUURN

I knew it!!!! He would silence the voice of pirate freedom. You give all space pirates a bad name

 

[skaught]

I knew it!!!! He would silence the voice of pirate freedom. You give all space pirates a bad name

TRAITOR! Fierce bunny death be upon you !

 

[shichimenshyo]

TRAITOR! Fierce bunny death be upon you !

Death be upon us all!!!!!!!! For here there be monsters!

 

[skaught]

Death be upon us all!!!!!!!! For here there be monsters!

MONSTERS!!! GAH!!!!

 

[USS Exeter]

Draqon is being a Soviet pirate.

 

[draqon]

Draqon is being a Soviet pirate.

not at all...I will be free from Rus. Fed. jurisdiction.

 

[USS Exeter]

Freedom!! Unless you have a totalitarian captain.

 

[Renrue]

As Captain of the Space Police Force, I'm willing to take in Space Pirate defectors for information concerning the stolen state property. You will be rewarded handsomely.

 

[shichimenshyo]

You space police are nothing more than space pirates with badges...ye have no honor at all. We space ninjas are the wave of the space future!

 

[USS Exeter]

Being a police force in space?! It would be virtually impossible to patrol even the solar system!

 

[codanblad]

Being a police force in space?! It would be virtually impossible to patrol even the solar system!

you'd just escort civilian space ships, hunt space criminals etc., not try and patrol all of space. intergalactic scanner beams and shit would find where the crims were hiding, you wouldn't need to patrol.